What about this the ice cream Man ?!
Question: What about this the ice cream Man !?
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road!. He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands!.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies: "It looks like he's topped himself!."
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A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies: "It looks like he's topped himself!."
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hahaha i laughed for ages at that!
im gonna have to tell all my friends that one! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
im gonna have to tell all my friends that one! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
A runner stumps his foot during the marathon and had to limp slowly to the finish line 6 hours later, he was determine to finish the race!. It was night time when he crossed the line and only one media van was there to cover it!.!.!. Of course he loss the race, but when he got home and saw the news coverage!.!.!. the banner at the bottom of the screen read!.!.!. "the agony of de-feat"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah ha! lol I love these puns! Here I have one:
A man was found lying unconscious in a middle of a rice field!. When investigators got to the scene all they found was a small clay figurine lying next to the man!. It was the case of the knickknack paddywhack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was found lying unconscious in a middle of a rice field!. When investigators got to the scene all they found was a small clay figurine lying next to the man!. It was the case of the knickknack paddywhack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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how corny is that!. Www@Enter-QA@Com