What is the Best Joke EVER?!
Question: What is the Best Joke EVER!?
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Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Four golfers met at a golf course and were discussing how they got their wives to let them play golf!.
The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed a gourmet dinner for two!.
The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting and laundry!.
The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would let him play!.
The fourth golfer said it was very simple!. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM and then he would wake up and roll over and ask his wife "Intercourse or Golf course!?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater"!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed a gourmet dinner for two!.
The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting and laundry!.
The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would let him play!.
The fourth golfer said it was very simple!. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM and then he would wake up and roll over and ask his wife "Intercourse or Golf course!?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater"!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
A penguin was driving through Arizona on vacation!. All of a sudden his car started making a funny noise!. He pulled into a garage so the mechanic could take a look at it!. While the mechanic was looking at it, the penguin got hot (summer in Arizona) and decided he would go across the street to the ice cream shop!. He ordered his favorite: a big bowl of vanilla ice cream!. Because the penguin didn't have fingers to hold a spoon, he just used his wings to shovel it in his face!. He made such a mess, ice cream was all over his face!. When the penguin came back to the garage, the mechanic said, "well, I have some bad news!. It looks like you blew a seal!. Embarassed, the penguin replies, "NO NO! It's just ice cream!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives!. One guy says to the other, "How's your sex life buddy!?"
The other guy says, "Not too good!. Every time me and the misses have sex, she loses interest half-way through!. It's very frustrating!."
The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean!. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure!. I hid a starter pistol under the bed!. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol!. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough!. I wish I'd done it years ago!."
The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that!."
The next day they are back in the bar again!. The first guy says, How did you get on with the starter pistol!?"
The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having a little 69!. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said!."
The first guy says, "So what happened!?"
The other guy says, "She bit my c*ck, sh*t in my face, and a man came out of the closet with his hands up!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other guy says, "Not too good!. Every time me and the misses have sex, she loses interest half-way through!. It's very frustrating!."
The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean!. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure!. I hid a starter pistol under the bed!. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol!. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough!. I wish I'd done it years ago!."
The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that!."
The next day they are back in the bar again!. The first guy says, How did you get on with the starter pistol!?"
The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having a little 69!. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said!."
The first guy says, "So what happened!?"
The other guy says, "She bit my c*ck, sh*t in my face, and a man came out of the closet with his hands up!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is a 6th grade class, and the class is already started when one of the boys from class walks in, Dave!. The teacher asks him why he's late, and he says he was on top of Cherry Hill!. The teacher is puzzled, and decides to let it slide!. The next day another boy, Johnny comes in late!. The teacher asks him why, and he says it is because he was on top of Cherry Hill!. The teacher gives him a detention and gets on with the class!. This pattern goes on for a while!. And then one day, the teacher announces there will be a new kid in the class today!. On cue, the most glamorous, beautiful girl walks in!. The teacher says, tell the class your name sweetie!.
"Hi everyone, I'm Cherry Hill!"
Three girls are trapped on an island 100 miles out to sea!.- a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead!. They decide to try and swim to shore!. So the redhead swims 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns!. The Brunette swims 75 miles, gets tired and drowns!. And then the blonde swims 99 miles, gets tired, and swims back!.
So theres this blonde girl in 2nd grade!. She comes home one day, and says to her mom:
"Mommy Mommy! Today in class the teacher told us to say the alphabet, and all the other kids could say it up to F, but I could say it up to K! Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!? "
"Yes, It's because you're blonde sweetie"
The next day the girl comes home:
"Mommy mommy! Today the teacher told us to count as high as we could, and all the other kids could count up to 8, but I could count to 13! Is it because I'm blonde mommy!?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde"
The next day she comes home:
"Mommy mommy! Today, we had to shower in gym class and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifts up hr shirt to reveal a pair of 36 c's "Is it because I'm blonde mommy!?"
The embarrassed mother then says "No, honey, it's because you're 25"
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"Hi everyone, I'm Cherry Hill!"
Three girls are trapped on an island 100 miles out to sea!.- a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead!. They decide to try and swim to shore!. So the redhead swims 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns!. The Brunette swims 75 miles, gets tired and drowns!. And then the blonde swims 99 miles, gets tired, and swims back!.
So theres this blonde girl in 2nd grade!. She comes home one day, and says to her mom:
"Mommy Mommy! Today in class the teacher told us to say the alphabet, and all the other kids could say it up to F, but I could say it up to K! Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!? "
"Yes, It's because you're blonde sweetie"
The next day the girl comes home:
"Mommy mommy! Today the teacher told us to count as high as we could, and all the other kids could count up to 8, but I could count to 13! Is it because I'm blonde mommy!?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde"
The next day she comes home:
"Mommy mommy! Today, we had to shower in gym class and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifts up hr shirt to reveal a pair of 36 c's "Is it because I'm blonde mommy!?"
The embarrassed mother then says "No, honey, it's because you're 25"
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Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff!?
Tequila Tequila!!!!!!
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Tequila Tequila!!!!!!
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