JOKES (warning-don't be toasted)?!


Question: JOKES (warning-don't be toasted)!?
10 things overheard in a cannibal barbecue:-
"Lets invite the neighbors for lunch"
"Get dressed-We're having company"
"Mom sure makes a great hamburger"
"I'd like to toast our guest of honour"
"My stomach hurts-I think I ate someone who disagreed with me"
"Want to try out the hot tub!?"
"Lately,I'm fed up with people"
"I told you not to speak with someone in your mouth"
"Don't get into a stew"
"how did your team do today" "We creamed them"


@ the cannibal cafetria (menu):-
School lunch menu everyone will be served!!!
>Sloppy joe seasoned with rosemary
>Frank and beans
>Hamburger patty
>Big mac
>chicken fingers served on lazy susan
>Chef salad
>Shishke bob
>Pretzel Rod
<>choice of eskimo pie,apple betty or a brownie

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Answers:
Jokes r equally naughty as u r!.!.!.
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Can u read this w/o a laugh(Challenge): http://in!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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lovelyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice!. Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Loved them!.!. Some of them were just brilliant

The best I think was :
"I'd like to toast our guest of honour"

you get a star from meWww@Enter-QA@Com

hmm Oki Then :)
Remind Me Not To Eat With Cannibles :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

gud one!.!.u have gud sense of humour
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I didn't like the first one so much, but the second one is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

HA HA HA
YOUR WAY OF REPRESENTIG THIS JOKE IS VERY NICE!.YOU DESERVE A STAR !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one
a star 4 u
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