Work place terminology: What do they really mean??!

“Competitive Salary”
=We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition!.

“Join our fast-paced company”
=We have no time to train you!.

“Casual work atmosphere”
=We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings!.

“Some overtime required”
=Some every night and some every weekend!.

“Duties will vary”
=Anyone in the office can boss you around!.

“Must have an eye for detail”
=We have no quality assurance!.

“Career-minded”
=Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way)!.

“Apply in person”
=If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled!.

“Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience”
=You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit!.

“Problem-solving skills a must”
=You’re walking into perpetual chaos!.

“Requires team leadership skills”
=You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect!.

“Good communication skills”
=Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it!.
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