Joke : How dumb can criminals get ??!
Question: Joke : How dumb can criminals get !?!?
A man was on trial for robbing a convenience store!. He didn't like the job his attorney was doing, so he fired him and represented himself!. He was doing a fine job until the manager of the store got to the stand!. When she identified him as the robber, he jumped up and yelled, "You're lying! I should have blown your head off!!" He paused, then added, "If I had been the one that was there!."
It took the jury only twenty minutes to find him guilty!. He was sentenced to thirty years!.
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A man went into a Wells Fargo bank and planned to rob it!. He got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup!. Put all the munny in this bag!." Then he stood in line!. But he got nervous thinking that someone might have seen him write the note!. So he left the bank and crossed the street to the Bank of America!. He waited in line, then handed the note to the teller!. After reading the note, the teller determined that the man was not very bright!. So he told him he could not accept the stickup note because it was written on a Wells Fargo deposit slip!. He would either have to fill out a Bank of America deposit slip or go back to the Wells Fargo!. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK," and returned to the Wells Fargo where he was arrested while standing in line!.
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It took the jury only twenty minutes to find him guilty!. He was sentenced to thirty years!.
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A man went into a Wells Fargo bank and planned to rob it!. He got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup!. Put all the munny in this bag!." Then he stood in line!. But he got nervous thinking that someone might have seen him write the note!. So he left the bank and crossed the street to the Bank of America!. He waited in line, then handed the note to the teller!. After reading the note, the teller determined that the man was not very bright!. So he told him he could not accept the stickup note because it was written on a Wells Fargo deposit slip!. He would either have to fill out a Bank of America deposit slip or go back to the Wells Fargo!. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK," and returned to the Wells Fargo where he was arrested while standing in line!.
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Answers:
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