Are you up for a bet?!


Question: Are you up for a bet!?
A guy walks into a bar, and sees the barmaid!.

She was an attractive barmaid so he slapped a ten on the bar and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom!."

She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet!. He took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom!.

"Betcha I can bite my own ear," he challenged!. The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth and nipped his ear!. Once more he scooped up the money!.

"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back!. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing!."

Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet!.

He lifted her skirt and away they went!.

"I can feel you," she cried!.

"Oh well," he said, "You win some, you lose some!" Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Well Saint that was just about the best joke this month and must be in the running for the Yearly Oscar!. Quite frankly I have fancied my local′s barmaid for some time and with this approach I cannot fail!. So it′s off to e-bay for an eye and some false teeth!. Wish me luck!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Another good one!
A question!.!.!.!. how long do you spend away from Y!A!? : )

EDITTTT:
E-mail not enabled sorry!. also my answer wasn't meant to sound innuendo-ish D: lol genuine question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha awesome joke! You deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

WOW! Superb joke! LMAO! Here's a star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great Trying that one tomorrrow night at my local ha ha
Their all so damn prettyWww@Enter-QA@Com

sounds like my kinda bet cheers mate Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha g1Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol
See, this is why I don't accept bets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's one reason I don't bet!. Www@Enter-QA@Com



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