How is this one Pastor's Business Card?!


Question: How is this one Pastor's Business Card!?
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners!. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door!.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on
the
back of it and stuck it in the door!.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned!. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10!."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter!. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock!."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for
I
was naked!."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones!?


They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov!. 17:22)

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Answers:
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
Now that is good Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
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As you are going all religious how about!.!.!.!.!.

A north London congregation decides to honour their Rabbi for his 25 years of dedicated service by giving him tickets and money for a week, all-expenses paid holiday to New York!.
When Rabbi Bloom arrives and checks into his hotel room, he is surprised to find a naked girl lying face down on his bed!. Without saying a word, Rabbi Bloom picks up the phone, calls his synagogue long distance and says, "Where is your respect!? As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you!."
On hearing this, the girl gets up and starts to get dressed!.
Rabbi Bloom turns to her and says, "Where are you going!? I'm not angry with you!."

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