Joke> Is this the best Menopause Question ever?!
Question: Joke> Is this the best Menopause Question ever!?
Best Menopause Question Ever
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light Bulb!?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY!? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGH OUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry!. What was the question!?
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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light Bulb!?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY!? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGH OUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry!. What was the question!?
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Answers:
That sounded like the typical rantings of a woman with MENOPAUSE! Well, all you have to do is TAKE A PAUSE FROM MEN! I'm sorry!. What was the question!?!?!?
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Hahahaha snort snort hahaha hehehehehe deep breath hahahahahehehehe eyes are watering, had to wipe my nose!.
That is sooo funny!!! I get where you were coming from!.
That hotflash must have been a doozie!!! Been there done that and that and that!.!.!.!.!.
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That is sooo funny!!! I get where you were coming from!.
That hotflash must have been a doozie!!! Been there done that and that and that!.!.!.!.!.
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"I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun," is the bumper sticker my husband wanted to put on our car as fair warning to the world when I was at my worst!
It ain't no joke!!!!!!!
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It ain't no joke!!!!!!!
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I'm sure i don't know what your talking about!.!.!.I've been waiting a week now to go to the toilet!.!.!.but i cant go because no one has put any toilet paper in there yet!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
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