Would you like another joke?!
Question: Would you like another joke!?
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now!."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"!.
The Mexican man of course agrees!.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow!. Now use them in 1 sentence!."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok!. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"!.
The Mexican man of course agrees!.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow!. Now use them in 1 sentence!."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok!. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
cooooooooooooool! cool h!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it, what did he mean the phone went green,green,greenWww@Enter-QA@Com
LawllwerskatesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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urreally good at jokes
give us some more!.!.!.can i have best answer!.!.!.i only on 88 points Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehehehehhe soooo funny and clever!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good sentenceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lawlWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was bad sorry dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha that's hilarious!.!.!. you'd have to let him wouldn't you!?!.!. : )Www@Enter-QA@Com