The Queen and Dolly Parton....?!
Question: The Queen and Dolly Parton!.!.!.!.!?
The Queen and Dolly Parton both die on the same day and go to heaven!. However, there's only room for 1 of them on that day, so St!. Peter asks each of them why they should be allowed in to heaven!. Dolly Unbuttons her blouse, pushes out her chest and says "Look at these! These are the most perfect breasts in the world! God created these and I'm sure he'd love to view his amazing work!" The Queen remains silent, pulls out a bottle of sparkling mineral water, takes a sip, gargles, spits it into a toilet and works the flush!. "Impressive Your Majesty, you may go in!" says St!. Peter!. Dolly is furious! "Hang on a second!" she exclaims "I show you the most perfect set of breasts in the world, a beauty of God's creation and I don't get allowed in, but she gets allowed in just for spitting into a toilet!?!?!? That's not fair!" "Sorry Dolly," St Peter replies, "even in heaven a Royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That's a really good one!. I remember this joke about heaven, not sure if this is exactly how it goes but I'll do my best:
There was this widow that was still in love with his dead wife, and he couldn't wait to join her in heaven so he could see her!. When he finally died, he got to the gates and St!. Peter (yes I'm stealing your saint's name) stops him and tells him that how much people cheated on their spouse while on earth determines what they drive!. He looks up the guy's record and finds out he only cheated on his wife once and says, "Here's a BMW!." The guy is happy about his new car, and takes it for a drive around heaven!. An hour later, the guy goes back to the gates and he's in tears!. He tells St!. Peter, "I want to leave!" and St!. Peter says, "What's the matter!?" Then the guy says, "I was driving around and saw my wife skateboarding!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this widow that was still in love with his dead wife, and he couldn't wait to join her in heaven so he could see her!. When he finally died, he got to the gates and St!. Peter (yes I'm stealing your saint's name) stops him and tells him that how much people cheated on their spouse while on earth determines what they drive!. He looks up the guy's record and finds out he only cheated on his wife once and says, "Here's a BMW!." The guy is happy about his new car, and takes it for a drive around heaven!. An hour later, the guy goes back to the gates and he's in tears!. He tells St!. Peter, "I want to leave!" and St!. Peter says, "What's the matter!?" Then the guy says, "I was driving around and saw my wife skateboarding!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty Doll should jog the f*ck on!. It's a joke, get over it!. You should have grown up by now and stopped believing in imaginary friends by now!. The 'Lord' is not real!.
How can you not get it!? It's pretty simple really!. If you didn't waste your time reading a fictional book called the bible then you may learn a little about the world!.!.!.!.!.!.
I must admit, I didn't like the joke either, I f*cking loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How can you not get it!? It's pretty simple really!. If you didn't waste your time reading a fictional book called the bible then you may learn a little about the world!.!.!.!.!.!.
I must admit, I didn't like the joke either, I f*cking loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!. Here is one for you
How do you know which kids are Dolly Parton's at a party!?
Look for the ones with the stretch marks around their mouth!.
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How do you know which kids are Dolly Parton's at a party!?
Look for the ones with the stretch marks around their mouth!.
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Ah yes, Dolly Parton, my favourite group!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Nice play on words
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nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one
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i dont get it!.and they shouldnt make jokes like that!.some of us r christians here and believe in the lord!.Www@Enter-QA@Com