The chiropractor and the lawyer (JOKE)?!


Question: The chiropractor and the lawyer (JOKE)!?
A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a play!. Suddenly, he felt the hands of the man behind him, kneading into his back!. He turned and gave the man a stern look, and the kneading stopped!. But a few minutes later, he again felt the man's hands on his back!.

"Excuse me," the lawyer asked, "But why are you touching my back!?"

"I'm a chiropractor," the man replied, "and I sometimes I can't keep myself from practicing my skills!."

"Get control of yourself," the lawyer shot back!. "I'm an attorney, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
haha that was a good one!.!.

well the word chiropractor reminds me of ALAN from "two and a half men" and he too fits in the joke perfectly!.!.

anyone who follows two and a half men would enjoy it more i guess!.

here is a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

From out of the blue,
Thy lawyers shalt screw,
Till thou clients sue,
and hire anew!.

Would you mind answering this question!. Its from my stand up routine and I need to know what impact it has on people early on!.

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! At least the lawyer was honest for once in his life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Never a truer word spoke in jest, this is great, keep it up!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com

good to see you back :]Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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