Why men are never Depressed ~ dont you agree? ?!
Question: Why men are never Depressed ~ dont you agree!? !?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures!? Your last name stays put!. The garage is all yours!. Wedding
plans take care of themselves!. Chocolate is just another snack!. You
can be President!. You can never be pregnant!. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park!. You can wear NO shirt to a water park!. Car
mechanics tell you the truth!. The world is your urinal!. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky!. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt!. Same work, more pay!. Wrinkles add character!. Wedding dress
$5000!. Tux rental-$100!. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them!. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet!.
One mood all the time!.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!. You know stuff about
tanks!. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase!.!. You can open
all your own jars!. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness!. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend!.
Your underwear is $8!.95 for a three-pack!. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough!. You almost never have strap problems in public!. You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!. Everything on your face
stays its original color!. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades!. You only have to shave your face and neck!.
You can play with toys all your life!. One wallet and one pair of shoes
-- one color for all seasons!. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look!. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife!. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache!.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes!.
No wonder men are happier!.
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creatures!? Your last name stays put!. The garage is all yours!. Wedding
plans take care of themselves!. Chocolate is just another snack!. You
can be President!. You can never be pregnant!. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park!. You can wear NO shirt to a water park!. Car
mechanics tell you the truth!. The world is your urinal!. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky!. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt!. Same work, more pay!. Wrinkles add character!. Wedding dress
$5000!. Tux rental-$100!. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them!. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet!.
One mood all the time!.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!. You know stuff about
tanks!. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase!.!. You can open
all your own jars!. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness!. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend!.
Your underwear is $8!.95 for a three-pack!. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough!. You almost never have strap problems in public!. You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!. Everything on your face
stays its original color!. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades!. You only have to shave your face and neck!.
You can play with toys all your life!. One wallet and one pair of shoes
-- one color for all seasons!. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look!. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife!. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache!.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes!.
No wonder men are happier!.
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u hit it there: spot on!.
sorry i havent answerted to any of ur jks!. lack of internet access over the past 2 months (and u wernt posting jokes for some time)!.
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u hit it there: spot on!.
sorry i havent answerted to any of ur jks!. lack of internet access over the past 2 months (and u wernt posting jokes for some time)!.
As for ur other jokes: they were great, thanks for entertaining all of us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha~~~!!!!
proud to be a man ~!~!!!!and we r soo happy coz we dont restrict ourselves now if u too want to be happier why dont u be like men ~~!!now read ur own statements and compare it by urself~~!!! i know i know this is exactly i always get slapped so often~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
proud to be a man ~!~!!!!and we r soo happy coz we dont restrict ourselves now if u too want to be happier why dont u be like men ~~!!now read ur own statements and compare it by urself~~!!! i know i know this is exactly i always get slapped so often~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i agree men have everything they want because they are such simple creatures as you state thanks for this it made me laugh myself to tearsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Men are happier may not be true enough!. The will also get depressed to some extent but they never reveal
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Absolutely agree with that!. A man once bought his wife a tombstone as a birthday present!. It read : 'My wife - Cold as ever' so to get him back she also got him a tombstone reading : 'My husband - Stiff at last'
Heres an old people joke:
A general store owner hired a young female clerk with a penchant for wearing very short skirts and thong panties!. One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and at the loaves of bread behind the counter!.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread he had a brilliant idea!. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man said politely!. The clerk nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf!. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had surmised he would be!.
When she descended the ladder he muses that he really should get 2 loaves, as he was having company for dinner!.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on!. Thinking quickly, he quickly requested his own loaf of raisin bread so that he could continue to enjoy the view!.
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seemed to catch the eye of another male customer!. Pretty soon each person was asking for raisin bread, just to see the the clerk climb up and down!. After a few trips the clerk was tired and irritated and thinking that she was really going to have to try this raisin bread for herself!.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stopped and fumed, glaring at the men standing below!. She noticed an elderly man standing amongst the throng staring up at her!. Thinking to save herself a trip she yelled, "Is yours raisin too!?"
"No," croaked the feeble old man!.!.!. "But it's startin' to twitch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres an old people joke:
A general store owner hired a young female clerk with a penchant for wearing very short skirts and thong panties!. One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and at the loaves of bread behind the counter!.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread he had a brilliant idea!. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man said politely!. The clerk nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf!. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had surmised he would be!.
When she descended the ladder he muses that he really should get 2 loaves, as he was having company for dinner!.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on!. Thinking quickly, he quickly requested his own loaf of raisin bread so that he could continue to enjoy the view!.
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seemed to catch the eye of another male customer!. Pretty soon each person was asking for raisin bread, just to see the the clerk climb up and down!. After a few trips the clerk was tired and irritated and thinking that she was really going to have to try this raisin bread for herself!.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stopped and fumed, glaring at the men standing below!. She noticed an elderly man standing amongst the throng staring up at her!. Thinking to save herself a trip she yelled, "Is yours raisin too!?"
"No," croaked the feeble old man!.!.!. "But it's startin' to twitch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hit the nail on the head
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you are so right, but some things are worse for men:
they need to shave every day
they are horny non-stop when they are a teenager
they think their willy is too small, even if it is a normal size
most of them get bold and envy the few men who don′t
they HAVE to have a good career or are not respected
they can′t cry in public
most of them need to work hard to get a girl, looks are not enough
if they don′t have a partner they have nobody to talk about their feelingsWww@Enter-QA@Com
they need to shave every day
they are horny non-stop when they are a teenager
they think their willy is too small, even if it is a normal size
most of them get bold and envy the few men who don′t
they HAVE to have a good career or are not respected
they can′t cry in public
most of them need to work hard to get a girl, looks are not enough
if they don′t have a partner they have nobody to talk about their feelingsWww@Enter-QA@Com