The wife or the dog?!
Question: The wife or the dog!?
What to do!? what to do!?
Your wife is yelling at you from the front of the house
Your dog is howling and scratching at the back door
Which do you let in!?
The dog - He will shut up once he gets inside
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Answers:
Ha ha ha! Love it!.
How's this mate!?
The Best Friend test!.
Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out, see who's happy to see you!
I think I might get in trouble for that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How's this mate!?
The Best Friend test!.
Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out, see who's happy to see you!
I think I might get in trouble for that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do!.
"they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"
"then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"
his dad asked him, "did you jump!?"
"A little at first!!"
and my other joke is :
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball!?
CHOKED!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"
"then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"
his dad asked him, "did you jump!?"
"A little at first!!"
and my other joke is :
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball!?
CHOKED!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
id let the dog in too!. you can explain to the wife why you didnt let her in right away, but a dog may not understand!. also if you had to ask, it prob means the wife is a damn *****!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let in your wife!!! you married her, after all!!! you owe it to her!!! be a man and let in your wife!!! many men cannot face their wives, but i hope you can!!! so go on and let het in!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The dog will also help you pay bills right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
will the dog also work and cook and clean!? and have ure children!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Uhmmm, no Steve!.
You let Rebecca in!. Trust me on this one!. I'm female!.
Nice joke though!. *cough*Www@Enter-QA@Com
You let Rebecca in!. Trust me on this one!. I'm female!.
Nice joke though!. *cough*Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!!
so true wives doesn't have button to switch off~~!!!!!!! lolzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
so true wives doesn't have button to switch off~~!!!!!!! lolzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!! i like that !!!! tough decision lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com