The Angry Nurse (JOKE)?!
Question: The Angry Nurse (JOKE)!?
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital!. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees!.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him!. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him!. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature!."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth!.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer!." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end!.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something!. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out!. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing!. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room!.
"What's going on here!?" asked the doctor!.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc!? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken!?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no!. I guess I haven't!. Not with a carnation anyway!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him!. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him!. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature!."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth!.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer!." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end!.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something!. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out!. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing!. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room!.
"What's going on here!?" asked the doctor!.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc!? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken!?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no!. I guess I haven't!. Not with a carnation anyway!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Last time I read this it was a tulip but it′s just as funny with a carnation!. I think a cactus would be better!. How can you get it out!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I absolutely loved this one!.
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Another good joke from Caspian!. Yea!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one
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Ooooh I love it I love it I love it I love it!.!!!!!!
btw, i would mind being nursed by you though!. I'm really big on teeny men!.!.!.lol
too bad i'm gay!.!.!.!.but, if you're really a man then think of the possibilities!. rotflmao ;;;;;)
My last boyfriend just ran away but i just kept stalking and stalking till he gave in!. I call my stalking devotion!.!.!.Do YOU want some of my undyng devotion!?!.
I LOVE RAPPERS especially if they're HUNKY and MUSCLEY!.!.!.!.ooh, I need some cosmo now!.
Oh and DAGGER, that outfit on yo 360 is so last season!. why don't yA try and dress more like our queen here ;;;;;:::)()(
PSS:: Who is that hunky fella Conan, I wouldn't mind him going all barabrian on my hugh jass!. Commy onny connie poo, asky some q's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
btw, i would mind being nursed by you though!. I'm really big on teeny men!.!.!.lol
too bad i'm gay!.!.!.!.but, if you're really a man then think of the possibilities!. rotflmao ;;;;;)
My last boyfriend just ran away but i just kept stalking and stalking till he gave in!. I call my stalking devotion!.!.!.Do YOU want some of my undyng devotion!?!.
I LOVE RAPPERS especially if they're HUNKY and MUSCLEY!.!.!.!.ooh, I need some cosmo now!.
Oh and DAGGER, that outfit on yo 360 is so last season!. why don't yA try and dress more like our queen here ;;;;;:::)()(
PSS:: Who is that hunky fella Conan, I wouldn't mind him going all barabrian on my hugh jass!. Commy onny connie poo, asky some q's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!. a star and a jokes for you: (hope u havent heard this before)
men where at the FBI for a job interview!.
The first man walked into the office!.The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal,dedicated, and give us your all!. Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun,hesitated,and said "Sorry,I can't"
The next interviewe came into the office!.The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all!.Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun,walked into the room, then walked out!."Sorry" he said!.
The last man came into the office!.The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal,dedicated, and give us your all!.Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun and went into the room!.The Agent heard 6 shots,silence,then a lot of screaming!.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks,so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
In case u have heard this, 1 more for u:
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence!. Interested in what the
rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What
are you up to there, Tim!?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking
up, “and I’ve just buried him!.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn’t it!?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s
because he’s inside your cat!”
Have a great day!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
men where at the FBI for a job interview!.
The first man walked into the office!.The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal,dedicated, and give us your all!. Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun,hesitated,and said "Sorry,I can't"
The next interviewe came into the office!.The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all!.Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun,walked into the room, then walked out!."Sorry" he said!.
The last man came into the office!.The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal,dedicated, and give us your all!.Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun and went into the room!.The Agent heard 6 shots,silence,then a lot of screaming!.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks,so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
In case u have heard this, 1 more for u:
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence!. Interested in what the
rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What
are you up to there, Tim!?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking
up, “and I’ve just buried him!.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn’t it!?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s
because he’s inside your cat!”
Have a great day!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm!.!.!.!.reminds me of a backward nurse I once knew!. Called herself Caspian Queen!. She always did things 'backwards' as you might have guessed!. She once was told to give a patient 1 enema every 24 hours BUT instead she gave him 24 enemas every hour!. And that isn't the worst of it!!
Once she was ordered by the head nurse to do a very simple thing, just to prick a patient, ace's, boil!. GUESS WHAT!!
The next thing we know, we hear a blood curdling scream coming from the other side of the hospital!.!.!.!.turned out that she was busy boiling the patients prick!.
NOW SHES TURNED TO LAW!.
GOD HELP US!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once she was ordered by the head nurse to do a very simple thing, just to prick a patient, ace's, boil!. GUESS WHAT!!
The next thing we know, we hear a blood curdling scream coming from the other side of the hospital!.!.!.!.turned out that she was busy boiling the patients prick!.
NOW SHES TURNED TO LAW!.
GOD HELP US!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com