I'm trying to think of something clever and funny to put on my face book?!


Question: I'm trying to think of something clever and funny to put on my face book!?
I'm twelve and I went to my cousins hen party at her house last night I only had bacardi breezers (alco pops) so I'm not actually drunk so - I cant really say I'm pissed but I can't think of anything funny to say!.
Any Ideas!?!?

yes I know it's pathetic not being able to think of anything cool but my brother and I are kind of trying to see who can get the funniest quotes lol :)


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Answers:
"I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!"
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" Not small, fun sized!"

I know these ones because I'm tiny!.!.!. They probably wont help you!

And by the way, Everyone gets drunk underage!. Heck, I'm underage and I get drunk!. Chill!. And she was at her sisters house!. Its not like her sister is gonna let her drink a whole bottle of Vodka or something!

And my mom was WITH me when I had my first Bacardi Breezer! Both of my parents say "If you want to drink, do it responsably and in moderation, or with us in the room" and I do that!. So chill, guys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Come On You Lot! Everyones Drunk Underage Once!

Wish I Could Help But I'm Rubbish At This Sort Of thing ^-^

Try Www!.TShirtHell!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com

What's pathetic is grown adults allowing 12 year olds alcohol and even worse is making a joke out of it on facebook!. Dysfunctional!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

(Your name) is an attention seeking child and is seizing her youth too quickly as she tries to meet "cool factor" by sucking down bicardi breezers!.

Funny enough!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Drinking alcohol at 12!? Are you kidding! I wouldn't find anything funny coming from a drunk 12 year old!. Where the hell was your mum while you were getting pissed!? She should be nickedWww@Enter-QA@Com

How about ,Im damaging my liver at 12 yrs , because Im too ignorant to know that alco pops contain alcohol Www@Enter-QA@Com

(gasp) but ur only twelve and and and u need to be 13 like me to be on yahoo answers lol

but seriously i dont know lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i like meat is murder, tasty tasty murder!. saw it on a t-shirt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Where it says SurfySez is!.!.!. put SurfySez is glad the test came back negative!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if you have pic s put them on with funy quotes
pic me plz im depratexxxxxxxxxxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com



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