Who could make up the funniest 'You're so.. ..' kinda joke, wins 10 !
Question: Who could make up the funniest 'You're so!.!. !.!.' kinda joke, wins 10 points!!?
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'You're so fat you could be tracked by GPS'
'You're so fat you couldn't jump for joy'
'You're so stupid, you lost your way in the toilet'
'You're so dumb that taking half of your brain makes you smarter'
'You're so fat that when you fell down in the united states, you landed in england'
'You're so fat you slow the earth down its revolution around the sun'
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'You're so fat you could be tracked by GPS'
'You're so fat you couldn't jump for joy'
'You're so stupid, you lost your way in the toilet'
'You're so dumb that taking half of your brain makes you smarter'
'You're so fat that when you fell down in the united states, you landed in england'
'You're so fat you slow the earth down its revolution around the sun'
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Answers:
'You're so fat i took a photo of you last christmas and it's still printing out'
'You're so poor we seen your mum kicking a can down the street and we was like "hey lady what you doing!?" and she said "moving house"'
'You're so retarded that your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory'
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'You're so poor we seen your mum kicking a can down the street and we was like "hey lady what you doing!?" and she said "moving house"'
'You're so retarded that your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory'
'You're so stupid you could hit water if you fell out of a boat'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your so fat, when you saw a school bus filled with white people, you yelled,"CATCH THAT TWINKIE!"
Your so fat, your fat! Eat it, *****!. lol
Your so fat, you have your own orbit!.
Your so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!.
Your so fat, when you get on a scale, it says,"To be continued!.!.!."
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Your so fat, your fat! Eat it, *****!. lol
Your so fat, you have your own orbit!.
Your so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!.
Your so fat, when you get on a scale, it says,"To be continued!.!.!."
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You're so fat you need a map to find your belly button
You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed
You're so dumb that you sold your car for gas money
You're so fat, your the reason why pluto is a dwarf planetWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed
You're so dumb that you sold your car for gas money
You're so fat, your the reason why pluto is a dwarf planetWww@Enter-QA@Com
You are so slow that it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!.
You are so ugly that you could back lightning up an oak tree!.
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You are so ugly that you could back lightning up an oak tree!.
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You're so fat that you use a king sized mattress for a tampon
You're so fat that you're stretch marks are like the New Jersey Turnpike, Long and DirtyWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're so fat that you're stretch marks are like the New Jersey Turnpike, Long and DirtyWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're so phat that you've got your own orbit!.
Your so phat that when people say phat beats they think of you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your so phat that when people say phat beats they think of you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your sooo black that you had to wear a white glove so you wouldn't chew your fingers thinking it was a tootsie roll!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're so not funny you came to yahoo answers looking for someone else to give you material!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your so ugly they turn off the security cameras in the bank!.
Your so stupid you tried to dround a fish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your so stupid you tried to dround a fish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're so fat, the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're so fat, aliens can spot u from outer space
you're so stupid, they haven invented an IQ score that low!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're so stupid, they haven invented an IQ score that low!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your so ugly, peoples acne clear up when they see you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're so fat you're obese!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're so stupid you think George Bush is a type of treeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your'se so fat, when you buy cloths online, the computer crashes on the weight of your request!.
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your so dumb you make me feel dumber talking to youWww@Enter-QA@Com
your so poor you live in a two story dorito bagWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur so ridiculous you look like st!. nicholas
ha!. i rhymed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!. i rhymed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com