Are all marriages like this...A newlywed couple had only been married for two we!

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to
go out on the town and party with his old buddies !.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back!."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh!?" asked the wife!.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face!. I' m going to have a
beer!."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love!?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 24 of beer


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop!.!.!.but
at the bar!.!.!.you know!.!.!.they have frozen glasses!.!.!."


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying,


"You want a frozen glass, puppy face!?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it!.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie
roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that
are really delicious!.!.!. I won't be long, I'll be right
back!. I promise!. OK!?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh!?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork
strips, etc!.

"But my sweet honey!.!.!. At the bar!.!.!. You know!.!.!.there's
swearing, dirty words and all that!.!.!."


"You want dirty words, Dlckhead!? Drink your f***ing beer
in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***in
snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't
f***in going anywhere! Got it, Asshole!?"


!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and, they lived happily ever after!.
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