Anyone heard this Pirate joke?!
Question: Anyone heard this Pirate joke!?
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while!. What happened!? You look terrible!.'
'What do you mean!?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine!.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg!? You didn't have that before!.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now!.'
Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook!? What happened to your hand!?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle!. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight!. My hand was cut off so I got fitted with a hook!. I'm fine, really!.'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch!?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and one of them **** in me eye!.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'You lost an eye just from bird crap!'
Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh it took a while for the penny to drop!. Nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha hilArious
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oh ahahahah thanks so much i totally forgot about this joke i heard it when i was like 9 or 10 years old Www@Enter-QA@Com
When something is in your eye it is a normal reaction to grab it to clear your vision!.He forgot his new hand was a hook!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i get he poked himself in the eye nice'Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! i didn't understand but now i do!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.!.!.
the hoook !?
oooh now i sound dumb !?
arghh i dont get it!! how frustrating!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the hoook !?
oooh now i sound dumb !?
arghh i dont get it!! how frustrating!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha , great :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
never heard it before in my life but thanks for sharing it with meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ya, I've heard it before!. I it is kind of funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha aww bless him lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol never heard of it but its pretty funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! ha! ha! very good!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, about 2 months ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, that's pretty good!.
Well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!.!.!.!. superb!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not half badWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard it before , instant lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha it made me chuckle after a long day at work!.!.!.thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
never heard that before - had me rolling tho!! very good! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is funny so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile Greybeard!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile Greybeard!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i hav nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
No I haven't, I will however get some good mileage out of that one!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com