Best text message joke????!
Question: Best text message joke!?!?!?!?
this one had me falling off my seat,
Zebo, a half blind 5 year old african
orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to
school with only one leg on a bicycle
with buckled wheels and no brakes!.
Give just a small donation of two
pounds and we'll send you the video,
its f**king hilarious
what you think and any otha good ones out thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Zebo, a half blind 5 year old african
orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to
school with only one leg on a bicycle
with buckled wheels and no brakes!.
Give just a small donation of two
pounds and we'll send you the video,
its f**king hilarious
what you think and any otha good ones out thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that is a beauty!. Ive just sent it to loadsa mates!. Hope its not taken off, be petty if it was, cus the next they will take off Irish, English, Scottish man jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And if you don't send this to at least 150 people in the next 60 minutes,a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5pm this afternoon,and fleas from 15 camels will infest your back,causing you to grow a hairy hump!. I know this will occur,because it actually happened to a close friend of my next door neighbors ex-mother-in-law's second husbands first cousin once removed wife's beautician!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Theres various versions of that joke!. Ive recieved a couple of them!.
I lost my virginity to a retard lastnight,
I wanted my first time to be special!.
OR
The viking god Thor comes 2 earth + spends all weekend
shagging a woman with a hairlip!.
Monday morning he says 2 her 'I am Thor'
She replies 'You're Thor, I can't even pith'!
ahahaha
OR
Prince Charles takes up jogging,
each day he jogs past a hooker who calls out to him '￡150'
he would call back '￡5'
This went on for quite some time!.
One day Camilla decided to jog with him,
he was very apprehensive as he knew what the hooker
would say!. As they jogged past the hooker shouted
'See what you get for ￡5 you tight b*****d!!'
OR
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis!.
His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dippin it in a saucer of cold milk!.
Later, his blonde wife comes home n finds him with his di** in the saucer of cold milk!. Good heavens, she remarks!. I always wondered how you reloaded those things!!
OR
Police have found a dead man in pizza hut!., he had mushroom, onions & ham on his face!.!. they believe he might have topped himself!!!
ahaha
OR
Boy asked his mum 'is it wrong to have a willy'!?
'no why!?' she asks!.
'Well dads sweating like **** in the bathroom trying to pull his off!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I lost my virginity to a retard lastnight,
I wanted my first time to be special!.
OR
The viking god Thor comes 2 earth + spends all weekend
shagging a woman with a hairlip!.
Monday morning he says 2 her 'I am Thor'
She replies 'You're Thor, I can't even pith'!
ahahaha
OR
Prince Charles takes up jogging,
each day he jogs past a hooker who calls out to him '￡150'
he would call back '￡5'
This went on for quite some time!.
One day Camilla decided to jog with him,
he was very apprehensive as he knew what the hooker
would say!. As they jogged past the hooker shouted
'See what you get for ￡5 you tight b*****d!!'
OR
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis!.
His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dippin it in a saucer of cold milk!.
Later, his blonde wife comes home n finds him with his di** in the saucer of cold milk!. Good heavens, she remarks!. I always wondered how you reloaded those things!!
OR
Police have found a dead man in pizza hut!., he had mushroom, onions & ham on his face!.!. they believe he might have topped himself!!!
ahaha
OR
Boy asked his mum 'is it wrong to have a willy'!?
'no why!?' she asks!.
'Well dads sweating like **** in the bathroom trying to pull his off!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nursery Rhymes:
There was a young man from china
who wasnt a very good climber
he slipped on a rock and cut off his c*ck
and how hes got a vagina
little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating curds and whey
along came a spider
who sat down aside her
and said,hey bitc*h whats in the bowl!
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To do the Hankey Pankey
Jack was shocked
with a mouth full of cock
cuz Jills real name
was FrankieWww@Enter-QA@Com
There was a young man from china
who wasnt a very good climber
he slipped on a rock and cut off his c*ck
and how hes got a vagina
little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating curds and whey
along came a spider
who sat down aside her
and said,hey bitc*h whats in the bowl!
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To do the Hankey Pankey
Jack was shocked
with a mouth full of cock
cuz Jills real name
was FrankieWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bit sick
Best one I had was
" Police have found a headless body with saggy breasts and a mouth where its bum should be!. Please text me back so I know you are ok"
or
"Congratulations you have won the weight of your penis in sweets to claim your free tic tac go to www bla bla
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Best one I had was
" Police have found a headless body with saggy breasts and a mouth where its bum should be!. Please text me back so I know you are ok"
or
"Congratulations you have won the weight of your penis in sweets to claim your free tic tac go to www bla bla
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lol that was funnii!!! x
but uhmm lemmie check my fone >
no i havnt got any!.!.
but i heard this girl i hate tripped down the stairs infront for everyone in a shopping center and like got really embarrased!!
and now its around the world!!
MWAHAHAHA!.!.
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hehe Www@Enter-QA@Com
but uhmm lemmie check my fone >
no i havnt got any!.!.
but i heard this girl i hate tripped down the stairs infront for everyone in a shopping center and like got really embarrased!!
and now its around the world!!
MWAHAHAHA!.!.
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hehe Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i got 1 jus like it
this is hasnain he is a 3 yr old child hu has to walk 5 miles a day just to get water with ur help of 2 pound a month we can buy him a whip and make the lasy bastard runWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is hasnain he is a 3 yr old child hu has to walk 5 miles a day just to get water with ur help of 2 pound a month we can buy him a whip and make the lasy bastard runWww@Enter-QA@Com
Got this one and thought it was hilarious, hope you like 2 xx
Are you male or Female!? To find out please look down!.!.!.
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Look down, not scrawl down u thick idiot
lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you male or Female!? To find out please look down!.!.!.
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Look down, not scrawl down u thick idiot
lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol : )
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch some marajuana
Jack got high
Unzipped his fly
And asked Jill is she wanna
Jill said yes
Unzipped her dress
And then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch some marajuana
Jack got high
Unzipped his fly
And asked Jill is she wanna
Jill said yes
Unzipped her dress
And then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!."In 2009 the US Government will start killing all the retarded people!. I got worried when I thought of you!. RUN MY LITTLE RETARD RUN!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats sick this is sicker!.
did you know that bird flu has been going around all the sick old duffed up birds are dying!. just texted to see if your alrightWww@Enter-QA@Com
did you know that bird flu has been going around all the sick old duffed up birds are dying!. just texted to see if your alrightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Can you say ''whale oil beef hooked'' without sounding like an irishman swearing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd happily give a tenner for that videoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah someone sent that to me before, i thought it was quite funny!. np doubt someone on here wil report it :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is so wrong, but I,m still bl***y laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
￡2!u avin a laugh! u shud of sed ￡100 that would ov bin more suitable!Www@Enter-QA@Com
bit sick!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but love mister C's answer :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha no way its sad but funny Www@Enter-QA@Com