The Blonde's Tv (Joke) ?!
Question: The Blonde's Tv (Joke) !?
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain!. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman!.
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he replied!.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV!." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied!.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought!. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman!. "I would like to buy this TV!."
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied!. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde!?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he replied!.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV!." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied!.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought!. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman!. "I would like to buy this TV!."
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied!. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde!?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it is cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone knows that one!.
A blonde needed some money so she kidnapped a boy in the park!. She wrote out the ransom not demanding £1000 to be placed in the bin at the entrance of the park, at 10am the next day, and she gave the boy the note to take home to his mum!.
The next day the blonde returned and sure enough the money was there with a note attached saying, "how could you do this to a fellow blonde!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde needed some money so she kidnapped a boy in the park!. She wrote out the ransom not demanding £1000 to be placed in the bin at the entrance of the park, at 10am the next day, and she gave the boy the note to take home to his mum!.
The next day the blonde returned and sure enough the money was there with a note attached saying, "how could you do this to a fellow blonde!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, that's a good one!. Thanks for sharing!.
Here is another for you:
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45!. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer!."
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Here is another for you:
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45!. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer!."
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Haha that's cute!
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lmao thats so cute it sadly reminds me of my older sister though lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was a really good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thanks that made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.!.nice one!.!.!.!.thanks for the laugh
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com