Joke: Three Women friends ?!
Question: Joke: Three Women friends !?
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship,
one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife,
met for drinks after work!. The conversation eventually drifted
towards how best to spice up their sex lives!. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by
engaging in some role playing!.
The following week they met up again to compare notes!.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to
my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat!.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of
it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings
and stiletto heels!. He was so aroused that we made
mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said,
'That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday,
he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps!.
He was so turned on that we not only made love
all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said,
'I did a lot of planning!. I made arrangements for the
kids to stay over at Grandma's!. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume!.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt,
black stockings and six-inch stilettos!. I finished it off with
a black mask, ready for action!. When my husband got
home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled,
"Hey, Batman, what's for dinner!?"
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one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife,
met for drinks after work!. The conversation eventually drifted
towards how best to spice up their sex lives!. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by
engaging in some role playing!.
The following week they met up again to compare notes!.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to
my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat!.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of
it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings
and stiletto heels!. He was so aroused that we made
mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said,
'That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday,
he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps!.
He was so turned on that we not only made love
all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said,
'I did a lot of planning!. I made arrangements for the
kids to stay over at Grandma's!. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume!.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt,
black stockings and six-inch stilettos!. I finished it off with
a black mask, ready for action!. When my husband got
home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled,
"Hey, Batman, what's for dinner!?"
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Answers:
ROTFLMFAO!
thanks reba, for the wake-up laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG! I could see that being my luck! That's what my husband would do! If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck! If I told my husband I wanted to spice up our life he'd tell me to go to the kitchen!.
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haha shows how ignorant men can be!.!.!.my mum got stung by a bee near her eye which swelled up as if she was beaten black and blue!.!.and what did my dad say when he got home from work!?!?!.!.!.'Did you do something to your hair'!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!! That was great!. Thanks for the laugh and for reason #872 on my list of reasons not to ever get married!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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