A nice day for a wedding ?????????????!
Question: A nice day for a wedding !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative!. The Parrot, being a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act!.
The next door neighbor knock on the door and explain what the Parrot has been doing!. The owners of the parrot tell him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrots head!.
That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbor turkeys again!. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head!.
The next morning is the Farmer's daughters wedding, so to please the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church!.
The parrot is doing fine!. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right"!. two bald guys walk in and the parrot says, "And you 2 turkey f#ckers up here with me
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The next door neighbor knock on the door and explain what the Parrot has been doing!. The owners of the parrot tell him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrots head!.
That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbor turkeys again!. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head!.
The next morning is the Farmer's daughters wedding, so to please the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church!.
The parrot is doing fine!. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right"!. two bald guys walk in and the parrot says, "And you 2 turkey f#ckers up here with me
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Answers:
LMFAO - haha im gonna say that to the next bald guy i see :D lmaoo Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, MC, I've been two days on the road, and I've just creased up with this one, it's just what I need on my return, great stuff!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg funny hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahhaha!
I didn't get it until I read it again, I must be slow XD
Thanks for the laugh there ahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't get it until I read it again, I must be slow XD
Thanks for the laugh there ahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. Thank youWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
I read a similar joke but this one was funnier!. star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is awesome!!!! LOL
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