Kidnap demand - Joke?!
Question: Kidnap demand - Joke!?
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway!. Nothing is moving!.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window!.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on!?
“Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw”!.
“They're asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire!.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection"
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average!?"
The chap replies "About a gallon!."
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Suddenly a man knocks on the window!.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on!?
“Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw”!.
“They're asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire!.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection"
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average!?"
The chap replies "About a gallon!."
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Answers:
lol I could see that happening too :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a very funny joke!.
But I must add, Brown, Darling, Straw and Milliband, I think are good men doing a difficult job!. One that if any of us attempted, I'm sure we would fail dismally!. Then what would be said about us!.
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But I must add, Brown, Darling, Straw and Milliband, I think are good men doing a difficult job!. One that if any of us attempted, I'm sure we would fail dismally!. Then what would be said about us!.
Do unto others'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol just one gallon!?
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it's funny but i will never laugh because its an old joke!.!.
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lol im dumb i didnt get it at first =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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