Farmer and The Bank Manager?!
Question: Farmer and The Bank Manager!?
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull!.
The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing!.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow!.
Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull!.
Next week, Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped!.
The farmer looked very pleased!. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke through the fence, and bred all my neighbour's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight!. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said Banker Bill, "what did the vet do to that bull!?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer!.
"What kind of pills!?" asked Banker Bill!.
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint!."
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The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing!.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow!.
Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull!.
Next week, Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped!.
The farmer looked very pleased!. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke through the fence, and bred all my neighbour's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight!. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said Banker Bill, "what did the vet do to that bull!?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer!.
"What kind of pills!?" asked Banker Bill!.
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint!."
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Answers:
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sorry but its more of a statement than a punchline perhaps you could have introduced some worn out farm hands then the punchline would have worked better!. sorry im not being nasty, just helpful if i canWww@Enter-QA@Com
at first didnt get it but then after awhile it came!. but couldnt laugh cuz it took time to figure it out and really the punch line wasn't that great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Wow! Where's that vet!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. just wowWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I feel dense coz i dont get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
don't get it!. can someone explainWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry, dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Can u explain I don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
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huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com