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A guy walks into a disco at a friend's house when he notices an armless and legless woman sitting in a corner!. Feeling sorry for her, he walks up to her and says:
"Hi, I was just wondering, have you ever been kissed before!?"
The woman replies, "No!.!.!.", so the gentleman kisses her!.
Then he asks, "Have you ever been felt up before!?"
The woman smiles and once again replies, "No!.!.!.", so, of course, the guy feels her up!.
Suddenly the strange man asks, "Have you ever been f**ked before!?"
Surprised but some-what excited at what is yet to come, the lady replies, "No!.!.!."
So, the guy picks her up, takes her outside, throws her in the pool and says, "Now you're f**ked!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hi, I was just wondering, have you ever been kissed before!?"
The woman replies, "No!.!.!.", so the gentleman kisses her!.
Then he asks, "Have you ever been felt up before!?"
The woman smiles and once again replies, "No!.!.!.", so, of course, the guy feels her up!.
Suddenly the strange man asks, "Have you ever been f**ked before!?"
Surprised but some-what excited at what is yet to come, the lady replies, "No!.!.!."
So, the guy picks her up, takes her outside, throws her in the pool and says, "Now you're f**ked!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahaha trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought he offered to take her home!.
On the way she asked him if she could show her gratitude!.
"How are we going to manage that!?" he asked!.
"Hook my bra-straps over the railings and we'll take it from there"!.
After having his wicked way with her, he takes her home, where her father thanks him profusely for bringing her home!. Feeling very guilty he replies that it was no trouble at all!.
The father replies "I know, but most nights the lazy ba****ds leave her hanging on the railings and I have to go and get her"!.
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On the way she asked him if she could show her gratitude!.
"How are we going to manage that!?" he asked!.
"Hook my bra-straps over the railings and we'll take it from there"!.
After having his wicked way with her, he takes her home, where her father thanks him profusely for bringing her home!. Feeling very guilty he replies that it was no trouble at all!.
The father replies "I know, but most nights the lazy ba****ds leave her hanging on the railings and I have to go and get her"!.
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LULZ
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its funny but sick!.!.!!!
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