What do you think of these Valentines Slogans i just recieve from a friend are t!
Question: What do you think of these Valentines Slogans i just recieve from a friend are they funny !?
10!. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk!.
9!. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow!.
8!. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my wh*re!.
7!. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!.
6!. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a*s!.
5!. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled!. !. !. SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4!. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown!. !. !. but so's your a*s!.
3!. You're a honey!. !. !. and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"!.
2!. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm h*rny!
1!. If you think that hickey looks like a blister!. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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9!. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow!.
8!. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my wh*re!.
7!. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!.
6!. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a*s!.
5!. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled!. !. !. SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4!. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown!. !. !. but so's your a*s!.
3!. You're a honey!. !. !. and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"!.
2!. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm h*rny!
1!. If you think that hickey looks like a blister!. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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These are hilarious!
# 9 cracked me up
Still my favorite duck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
# 9 cracked me up
Still my favorite duck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are the greatest! Sure gonna miss all this fun in the morning when I have to go back to work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!! I loved all of them!.!.!.especially #'s 5 and 7 Www@Enter-QA@Com
there all brill!!! 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! Brilliant, I`ll try some of them on the wife!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com