Is this oldie still funny Silence Isn't Always Golden?!
Question: Is this oldie still funny Silence Isn't Always Golden!?
Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch!. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year!. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words!. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language!.)
One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her!. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, 'My darling!.' But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her!. So he waited 3 more years without speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5!.
At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to marry him!. So he waited another 4 years without speaking!.
Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds!. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, 'My darling, I love you! Will you marry me!?'
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, 'Pardon!?'
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One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her!. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, 'My darling!.' But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her!. So he waited 3 more years without speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5!.
At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to marry him!. So he waited another 4 years without speaking!.
Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds!. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, 'My darling, I love you! Will you marry me!?'
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, 'Pardon!?'
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he must be well pissed off!. hav a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well if that wasn't just the biggest let down of the century!. I bet he could have just died, or heaven forbid slapped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhahahahahaha thank you for making my day not suck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gutted for himWww@Enter-QA@Com
How romantic!.
Too bad the princess was deaf!.
I liked it!
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Too bad the princess was deaf!.
I liked it!
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Poor guy!.!.!.that sucks for him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
aww poor prince! couldn't he just write it down for her!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!.
Reminds me of the guy who went to a monastery and took a vow of silence!. At the end of each year, you get to say two words!. At the end of year one, he said "Bed hard"!. So the abbot says no problem, he'll try to sort it out!. At the end of the second year, the monk says "Food bad"!. The abbot says no problem, I'll see what I can do about that!. At the end of the third year the guy says "I quit"!. The abbot says - no wonder, the only thing you've been doing this past three years was complain!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Reminds me of the guy who went to a monastery and took a vow of silence!. At the end of each year, you get to say two words!. At the end of year one, he said "Bed hard"!. So the abbot says no problem, he'll try to sort it out!. At the end of the second year, the monk says "Food bad"!. The abbot says no problem, I'll see what I can do about that!. At the end of the third year the guy says "I quit"!. The abbot says - no wonder, the only thing you've been doing this past three years was complain!Www@Enter-QA@Com