Is this one funny or not Eighteen-Year-Old Italian Girl ?!
Question: Is this one funny or not Eighteen-Year-Old Italian Girl !?
An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months!. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit!. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant!. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you!? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes call!. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished Englishman with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house!. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem!. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge!.
"If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account!."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and $2,000,000 bank account!."
"If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each!.
However, if there is a miscarriage!.!.!."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
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"If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account!."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and $2,000,000 bank account!."
"If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each!.
However, if there is a miscarriage!.!.!."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
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!. "You'll have s*x with her again!"
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Answers:
HaHa
Only money could make a dad say that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only money could make a dad say that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was when I read it yesterday on this same site!. Had a better punch line too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes I thought it was funny!. Dear ol dad looking out for his little girl wasn't he!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahah nice!. reminds me of a friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why it was an Englishman god alone knows!.
That dates it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That dates it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes that is a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a lovely father - how thoughtful of him xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah good one
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Daddy wants to ge paid! Too FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo that was so fuuny i think u have a really good sence of huomer please let us hear some of u r jockes i cant waitWww@Enter-QA@Com