Parachute dilemma?!
Question: Parachute dilemma!?
There were three passengers in a light aircraft but only two parachutes!.
The first, Seamus, was the Irish Master Mind Champion!.
The second, Larry, was an American Hall of Footballer!.
The third, Bruce, was an Australian dual Olympic Games Champion!.
The conversation went thus, Seamus said, 'There have been many American Hall of fame footballers and several people have won Olympic Gold medals, but there has only ever been one Irish Master Mind Champion!. So I'll take the first parachute and you two can fight it out for the last one'!. With that Seamus took a parachute and leapt out of the plane, which incidentally, by now was in considerable distress!.
'How shall we decide who has the last parachute!?' , Larry asked Bruce!.' No worries' , Bruce said, 'The Irish Master Mind Champion has jumped out with my rucksack'!.
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The first, Seamus, was the Irish Master Mind Champion!.
The second, Larry, was an American Hall of Footballer!.
The third, Bruce, was an Australian dual Olympic Games Champion!.
The conversation went thus, Seamus said, 'There have been many American Hall of fame footballers and several people have won Olympic Gold medals, but there has only ever been one Irish Master Mind Champion!. So I'll take the first parachute and you two can fight it out for the last one'!. With that Seamus took a parachute and leapt out of the plane, which incidentally, by now was in considerable distress!.
'How shall we decide who has the last parachute!?' , Larry asked Bruce!.' No worries' , Bruce said, 'The Irish Master Mind Champion has jumped out with my rucksack'!.
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its a different version of:
Smartest Man in the World A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane!. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble!.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down!. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out!.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining!.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out!.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world!. I deserve to live!."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped!.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life!. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you!. Take the last parachute and live in peace!."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father!. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Smartest Man in the World A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane!. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble!.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down!. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out!.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining!.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out!.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world!. I deserve to live!."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped!.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life!. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you!. Take the last parachute and live in peace!."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father!. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com