Has anyone got any funny text messages?!


Question: Has anyone got any funny text messages!?
Answers:
They said a flower couldn't signify love, the rose managed it!. they said a plant couldn't survive without water, the cactus managed it!. they said a retard couldn't read a message, well done sunshine i'm proud of you!
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i got that "One Missed Call" text message!. it has
the song of the ringtone and a picture of the killer thing!.

it says,
"Hello foolish human!.

This is the real 1 missed call ringtone!.
Any other ringtone u've been sent saying
thats the ring tone, delete it immediatley
and u might get lucky!.

Heres the task:
Forward this to at least 10 people in the
next 666 minutes and u will not recieve
a call from me!.

Failure to do this and u will hear your death
on a voice mail!.

Good luck :-]"

i sent it to my friend and she got scared!. lol!.
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Gary Glitter's been arrested at his home ! Police found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the lounge and Class 5c in the bedroom !Www@Enter-QA@Com

<3 Always thought that meant balls!. Friends would be like "I had so much fun at that party, balls" And I was like what did u have sex or something!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

help I've just been arrested for been the ugliest b*****d around!. Can you come down the Police station and show them they've got it wrong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

no!.
but have you been to failblog!.org
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