Joke> Is this divorce or vs.murder?!
Question: Joke> Is this divorce or vs!.murder!?
Divorce vs!. Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide!."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide!?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband!."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband!. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen!. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife!.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different!. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!."
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide!."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide!?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband!."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband!. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen!. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife!.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different!. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!."
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Answers:
finally something w/c is not a blonde joke!. nicely done ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Good joke!.!.!. lol
Although for the sake of my curiousity, how in the world did she get a picture of her husband and the pharmacist' wife!? Must've had a camera on standby!.!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Although for the sake of my curiousity, how in the world did she get a picture of her husband and the pharmacist' wife!? Must've had a camera on standby!.!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hello Kitty, that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!.!.!.good one! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good,thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Scary, but funny!. You get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.!.thank you for sharing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a good one kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
a woman scorned is the one we need to watch out forWww@Enter-QA@Com
Divorce with interest!. LOL I liked it, star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com