Joke> Don't you just love old lady Ethel?!
Question: Joke> Don't you just love old lady Ethel!?
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors!.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in!.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched!. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice!. "Have you got a license for that thing!?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him!. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall!.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance!?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him!. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am!." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, butt-naked, and holding his "you-know-what" in his hand!.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that damn breathalyzer test againWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in!.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched!. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice!. "Have you got a license for that thing!?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him!. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall!.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance!?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him!. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am!." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, butt-naked, and holding his "you-know-what" in his hand!.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that damn breathalyzer test againWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
all i can do is laugh!. i have a guy friend that is named craig that is in a wheel chair, he will love this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Thats a good one!.!.I got a good laugh out of this one, because::
I work in a nursing home, and could just picture some of my residents doing that!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I work in a nursing home, and could just picture some of my residents doing that!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats funny asWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
my kind of woman!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I loved this one!.!.!.I am gonna be Ethel the 2nd when I get to the nursing home!.!.!.!.ha ha ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
one of the best!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one!.!.!.i'll have to remember thatWww@Enter-QA@Com