Ten little fingers, do you like it?!
Question: Ten little fingers, do you like it!?
Jon's working at the lumber mill, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers!. He goes to the emergency room, and sees the doctor!.
The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do!."
Jon says, "I didn't bring the fingers with me, Doc!."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers!? It's 2008!. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques!. I could have put them back on and made you like new!. Why didn't you bring the fingers!?"
Jon says, "Well, shlt, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up!.!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do!."
Jon says, "I didn't bring the fingers with me, Doc!."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers!? It's 2008!. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques!. I could have put them back on and made you like new!. Why didn't you bring the fingers!?"
Jon says, "Well, shlt, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up!.!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
brilliant pure class loved it Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha i thought doctors were smarter than that- he should have realised =]=] x you get a star xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha thats really good! And very true in some ways! I feel bad for whoever does end up finding those "missing" fingersWww@Enter-QA@Com
who is he a docter if he's sooo freakin stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol soooo funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
AwesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A strange combo!.
SaD but Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
SaD but Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!! that is funny Saint!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey!.!.!.!.funny!.!.!.and nice ya!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com