Is this funny The Rectum Stretcher Joke ?!
Question: Is this funny The Rectum Stretcher Joke !?
A guy is late for work so he's racing trying to get there!. While crossing over a bridge doing eighty a cop catches him on radar and pulls him over!.
The guy says, "Give me a break, I'm on my way to work, and I'm late!."
The cop says, "What do you do for a living!?"
The guy says, "I'm a r*ctum stretcher!."
The cop says!. "A r*ctum stretcher!? What does a r*ctum stretcher do!?"
The guy says, "Well I stretch r*ctums"!.
The cop asks "Well how do ya do that"!?
The guy replies "Well first I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, then a whole hand, then two!. Then I slowly pull their r*ctum farther and farther, until it's a full six feet across!."
The cop says, "What the hell do you do with a six foot a*shole!?"
The guy then replies, "Give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge!."
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The guy says, "Give me a break, I'm on my way to work, and I'm late!."
The cop says, "What do you do for a living!?"
The guy says, "I'm a r*ctum stretcher!."
The cop says!. "A r*ctum stretcher!? What does a r*ctum stretcher do!?"
The guy says, "Well I stretch r*ctums"!.
The cop asks "Well how do ya do that"!?
The guy replies "Well first I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, then a whole hand, then two!. Then I slowly pull their r*ctum farther and farther, until it's a full six feet across!."
The cop says, "What the hell do you do with a six foot a*shole!?"
The guy then replies, "Give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge!."
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Answers:
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
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Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha any joke at the expense of the police is always appreciatedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Boom boom! Bobby Davro is on fire, ladies and gentlemanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one, but I guess that answer didn′t help him to get away without a ticket Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guess he got one h&ll of a ticket huh!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think that was funny haha!. Thnx for the chuckle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before but I still loves it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha !.!.!.!.!.funny!!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao bet he got a ticketWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny
I'll give you a star for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give you a star for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com