Silly elephant jokes!not evey one will like them?!
Question: Silly elephant jokes!not evey one will like them!?
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance!?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing!. He doesn't recognize them!.
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance!?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
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Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum!?
A: An elephant is grey!.
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Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance!?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
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Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini!?
A: Two in the front, two in the back!.
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Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play!?
A: Squash
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Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge!?
1!. Open door!.
2!. Insert elephant!.
3!. Close door!.
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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge!?
1!. Open door!.
2!. Remove elephant!.
3!. Insert giraffe!.
4!. Close door!.
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Q!. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party!. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one!. Which one!?
A!. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge!.
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Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge!?
A: The door won't close!.
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Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge!?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini!.
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Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge!?
A: By the footprints in the butter!.
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Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water!?
A: Wet!.
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Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water!?
A: One by one!.
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A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing!. He doesn't recognize them!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance!?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum!?
A: An elephant is grey!.
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Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance!?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
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Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini!?
A: Two in the front, two in the back!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play!?
A: Squash
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Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge!?
1!. Open door!.
2!. Insert elephant!.
3!. Close door!.
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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge!?
1!. Open door!.
2!. Remove elephant!.
3!. Insert giraffe!.
4!. Close door!.
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Q!. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party!. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one!. Which one!?
A!. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge!.
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Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge!?
A: The door won't close!.
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Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge!?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini!.
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Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge!?
A: By the footprints in the butter!.
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Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water!?
A: Wet!.
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Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water!?
A: One by one!.
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Answers:
not bad!. nice and clean though!. i can tell them 2 my daughter when she gets in from school!.
My daughter loved them lol!.
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My daughter loved them lol!.
Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They Only Way You Can Think This As Funny Is That They Are Kinda Rubbish && You Have Wased Your Time
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What did the elephant say to the man!?
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was cute but this one was posted just yesterday, I think!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made me laugh ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! u must have made these up! pls tell me you didn't actually think about it!.
theses are poop! not even funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
theses are poop! not even funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LoL Cute!
I liked those x)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked those x)Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute thanxx 4 the 2 pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!.!. thanks for 2 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they're funny when delivered verbally!. i've heard some of them but the first few once we just awful, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com