What is the best joke u can think of?!


Question: What is the best joke u can think of!?
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Why do midgets laugh when they run!?


Cuz the grass tickles their nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com



The teacher asked, "What is actually used as a conductor of electricity Little Johnny!?"

Little Johnny stammered, "Why!.!.!.er!?"

The teacher smiled and said, "Wire is right!. Very good Little Johnny!.

Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power!?"

Little Johnny asked, "The what!?"

His teacher was very pleased, saying, "That's absolutely correct-- the watt!.
Now, class, you should all take the time to study as diligently as Little Johnny does!." Www@Enter-QA@Com



GUILTY

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been
weaving in and out of the lanes!. He goes up to
the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to
blow into this breathalyzer tube!."

The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that!.
I am an asthmatic!. If I do that, I'll have a really
bad asthma attack!."

"Okay, fine!. I need you to come down to the station
to give a blood sample!."

"I can't do that either!. I am a hemophiliac!. If I do
that, I'll bleed to death!."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample!."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either!. I am also a
diabetic!. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar!."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk
this white line!."

"I can't do that, officer!."

"Why not!?"

"Because I'm drunk!."
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Probably not the best joke ever, but my fave of all time, is

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped completely in cellophane!. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts"

HAHA so dorky, yet so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

not really a joke but a funny bumper sticker!. "I sold my house the other day!. I got a pretty good price for it too, but my landlord was mad as hel!.l!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q:whats black and white and red all over!?

A:a nun in a blenderWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do u get when u combine an elephant and a mustang!?

a convertible with a really big trunk!Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT!?!?



HAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWww@Enter-QA@Com



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