5 SILLY QUESTIONS!...MOST CREATIVE ANSWERS WIN!!!?!
Question: 5 SILLY QUESTIONS!!.!.!.MOST CREATIVE ANSWERS WIN!!!!?
1) Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'!?
2) Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead!?
3) Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites!?
4) How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire!?
5) What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead!?
3) Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites!?
4) How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire!?
5) What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. Thylvester the Cat and Thylvester Salone
2!. The batteries aren't dead - it's just the cracker crumbs that rolled into those cracks, which are really too tiny for a crumb to roll into!.
3!. A wise man acts his age!. A wise guy acts like he's four!.
4!. Mother Nature's playing tricks on me again!.
5!. Scare me half-to-death once, shame on you!. Scare me half-to-death twice, shame on me!. I put the shame on me, is what happens!.
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2!. The batteries aren't dead - it's just the cracker crumbs that rolled into those cracks, which are really too tiny for a crumb to roll into!.
3!. A wise man acts his age!. A wise guy acts like he's four!.
4!. Mother Nature's playing tricks on me again!.
5!. Scare me half-to-death once, shame on you!. Scare me half-to-death twice, shame on me!. I put the shame on me, is what happens!.
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1) Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'!?
Probably William Shakespeare!. Since he also made up words like buzzer, gust, lustrous and puking, I wouldn't put it past that old smarta** to stick an "s" in lisp!.
2) Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead!?
Kind of like CPR!. Press it enough times and it's ticker might start up again!.
3) Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites!?
Wise guys would have kept the gold, and just gave away the frankincense, and myrrh!.
4) How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire!?
Careless matches are called careless for a reason!. They don't care what they light up!.
5) What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice!?
Go back for a third 'cause by then you're hooked on the rush!.
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Probably William Shakespeare!. Since he also made up words like buzzer, gust, lustrous and puking, I wouldn't put it past that old smarta** to stick an "s" in lisp!.
2) Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead!?
Kind of like CPR!. Press it enough times and it's ticker might start up again!.
3) Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites!?
Wise guys would have kept the gold, and just gave away the frankincense, and myrrh!.
4) How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire!?
Careless matches are called careless for a reason!. They don't care what they light up!.
5) What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice!?
Go back for a third 'cause by then you're hooked on the rush!.
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1!. lisp hertz
2!. because its still working until the small light goes away and when you press harder you still see some light!.!.!. and or because were to lazy to get another battery
3!. a wise man is old a wise guy is retarded
4!. because a careless match lands on grasses or somewhere dry while campfire people are tired from trying to light it up with rocks or another wood on their on so they breath hard and accidently blow the matches away!.
5!. 2 x 1/2 death equals 1death so i'' prolly be deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. because its still working until the small light goes away and when you press harder you still see some light!.!.!. and or because were to lazy to get another battery
3!. a wise man is old a wise guy is retarded
4!. because a careless match lands on grasses or somewhere dry while campfire people are tired from trying to light it up with rocks or another wood on their on so they breath hard and accidently blow the matches away!.
5!. 2 x 1/2 death equals 1death so i'' prolly be deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. a cruel person who thought it would be funny (Susan Sorissnessons!.)
2!. maybe you're hoping that there's little remaining energy left and by pressing harding you'll gonna catch 'em
3!. i wise man knows he knows nothing, a wise guy thinks he knows everything
4!. LOL, wonders of the world!.!.!.
5!. Well, the first time you get scared half to death, you're half alive!. So the second time you get scared half to death, you have half of that still alive, i!.e!. you'd be one-quarter alive!. And if you get scared half to death AGAIN, then you'd be one-eighth alive!. Then 1/16th!. Then 1/32nd!. And so on, and so on!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. maybe you're hoping that there's little remaining energy left and by pressing harding you'll gonna catch 'em
3!. i wise man knows he knows nothing, a wise guy thinks he knows everything
4!. LOL, wonders of the world!.!.!.
5!. Well, the first time you get scared half to death, you're half alive!. So the second time you get scared half to death, you have half of that still alive, i!.e!. you'd be one-quarter alive!. And if you get scared half to death AGAIN, then you'd be one-eighth alive!. Then 1/16th!. Then 1/32nd!. And so on, and so on!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. i think it was because they had a lisp the made them say it wrong but it just keeped being said like that
2) by pushing on it harder you hope to renergize it
3)because guys use guys and girls use men and because we are smart we win
4 because people are dumb and take one match and use the rest for fire wood
5) you die a horrible death from being scared which is really werid because i did not no you could die unless you have a heart attack from being Scared
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2) by pushing on it harder you hope to renergize it
3)because guys use guys and girls use men and because we are smart we win
4 because people are dumb and take one match and use the rest for fire wood
5) you die a horrible death from being scared which is really werid because i did not no you could die unless you have a heart attack from being Scared
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1!. I don't know!. Why do they call them hot water heaters!? if the water is hot , why do we heat it!?
2!. why are apartments stuck together!? think about it
3!. why can't you buy canned broccoli!?
4!. If honesty is the best policy, why is dishonesty the second best choice!?
5!. Why do all the parts of an aircaft carrier sink in water, but you put them together and it floats!?
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2!. why are apartments stuck together!? think about it
3!. why can't you buy canned broccoli!?
4!. If honesty is the best policy, why is dishonesty the second best choice!?
5!. Why do all the parts of an aircaft carrier sink in water, but you put them together and it floats!?
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1!. THe gayfer from superman The S on his chest!.
2!. You want to make sure the battery is dead!.
3!. A wise man is a old chinese man and a wise guy is a white guy trying to be a smart a$$!.
4!. Theres more firewood in the forest then in a campfire!.
5!. What else!? you start all over!?
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2!. You want to make sure the battery is dead!.
3!. A wise man is a old chinese man and a wise guy is a white guy trying to be a smart a$$!.
4!. Theres more firewood in the forest then in a campfire!.
5!. What else!? you start all over!?
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1) Some weird guy
2) Because we are frustrated with it and want to squeeze it to death!.
3) Because he's a man!.
4) lol
5) Then you are 25% dead!. Think about it, if you have 50% of life left in you, half of that is 25%!. Then it goes to 12!.5%, and so on!. Simple math!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Because we are frustrated with it and want to squeeze it to death!.
3) Because he's a man!.
4) lol
5) Then you are 25% dead!. Think about it, if you have 50% of life left in you, half of that is 25%!. Then it goes to 12!.5%, and so on!. Simple math!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1)a snake sssssssss!
2)cause mayb itll work that time or that time or that time
3)cause a wise man is a very smart man and a wise guy is a person that is being a smartalick
4)lol idk
5)depends on if its in a rowWww@Enter-QA@Com
2)cause mayb itll work that time or that time or that time
3)cause a wise man is a very smart man and a wise guy is a person that is being a smartalick
4)lol idk
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5) if you get scared half-to-death!.!.!.
half is 50%, the remaining 50% becomes the full 100%, 50% again woulds be just 25% of the original total, so you'd still have 25% of your original life left!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
half is 50%, the remaining 50% becomes the full 100%, 50% again woulds be just 25% of the original total, so you'd still have 25% of your original life left!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. A snake
2!. Because your too lazy to get a new battery
3!. A wise man give wise answers!. A wise guy gives jackass answers!.
4!. Because trees still have leafs which burn easily!.
5!. YOU DIE!!!!!! >=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Because your too lazy to get a new battery
3!. A wise man give wise answers!. A wise guy gives jackass answers!.
4!. Because trees still have leafs which burn easily!.
5!. YOU DIE!!!!!! >=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) me
2) monkeys will torture me if i dont
3) there are oh!.!.!.
4) For some reason people find it more fun when the whole campsites not in flames!. ( not me )
5) one is not to questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
2) monkeys will torture me if i dont
3) there are oh!.!.!.
4) For some reason people find it more fun when the whole campsites not in flames!. ( not me )
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1!.dat wasnt ma idea
2!.check again if it is really dead!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
3!.wise man is divorced n wise guy isnt married
4!. :0
5!.you arent completly dead!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.u hav 25% of health left!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.check again if it is really dead!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
3!.wise man is divorced n wise guy isnt married
4!. :0
5!.you arent completly dead!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.u hav 25% of health left!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
really funny but im cnt thinkof anything creative!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry have no comical retorts to your question:( but I will definately ask my mates this weekend, Id say after a few drinks it will make for some intellectual answers!. ha ha!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com