Do you know any "dumb" phrases?!
Question: Do you know any "dumb" phrases!?
Something like He's about 2 taco's short of a combo plate, or about 2 french fry's short of a happy meal, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, wet match in a dark dark cave, not the brightest bulb in the pack!.!.!.!.if you have seen any others i would like to know!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Not the brightest book on the shelf!.
He's a D+ in the Honor Society!.
2 Keys short of a Piano!.
2 beers short of a 12 pack!.
Tree short of it's Trunk!.!.!.and leaves!.
Those are my favorite, I usually say 2 Taco's short of a Combo meal, that's from the movie goodburger!! I love that movie!!
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He's a D+ in the Honor Society!.
2 Keys short of a Piano!.
2 beers short of a 12 pack!.
Tree short of it's Trunk!.!.!.and leaves!.
Those are my favorite, I usually say 2 Taco's short of a Combo meal, that's from the movie goodburger!! I love that movie!!
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the lights are on but no ones homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Obama 08--sounds pretty dumb to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THIS ONE:
this question is not the best in this puddle of shiitWww@Enter-QA@Com
this question is not the best in this puddle of shiitWww@Enter-QA@Com
not the best tasting won ton on the pupu platterWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, just go look online for Yogi Berra quotes!. Thats all you need!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd give my right arm to play guitar like that!. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
He's no rocket surgeon!.
Cross my legs and hope to die!
I like it when it stays light out until it gets dark!.
If the cows are laying down, the fish aren't biting! (thanks to Jim Johnson)
I have a lot of irons in the fire, but I'm holding them close to my chest!.
It is kisstomary to cuss the bride!.
You couldn't pay me to work on commission!.
You hit the nail right on the nose!.
That guy would give you the arm off his back!.
Go jump off a lake!.
The gunman was believed to be armed!.
I'm up to my *** in elbows!.
I can lead you to horsewater, but I can't make you drink!.
You play ball with me, and I'll scratch yours!.
It's half of one, six dozen of another!.
He's the cream of the corn!.
There are too many cooks in the broth!.
The short answer is 'Yes'!. The long answer is 'No'!.
Looks like I've spent the day chasing a wild herring!
We are the glue that keeps things moving!.
Fits like a charm! Wait - fits like a shoe!?
I'm going through paper like it grows on trees!.
It just like stealing teeth from a baby!.
He's hotter than a cracker!. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
I can tell you this, they are all sitting 2 inches higher in their seats, because they all just crapped their pants!.
You're barking up a dead tree!.
That's not his cup of cake!.
Put yourself in my pants!.
You don't want to shoot yourself in the foot because you might want to take a walk later!.
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!.
I love being spontaneous!. I just need a little warning!.
We ought to make the pie higher!.
Golf is a game that is 90% mental and 10% mental!.
Being in a hurry is a complete waste of time!.
That guy smokes like a fish!
He's got one foot in the grave, and one on the ceiling!. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!
I wasn't rich like you guys!. I didn't eat gold or have a flying pony!.
After my C-section, the only thing I was allowed to drink was liquids!.
All old people should be shot at birth!.
He's as sharp as a new penny!.
I know that area of town like the back of my head!.
She's like the pot calling the kettle a frying pan!.
She used enough scotch tape to feed a third world country!.
That really burns my goat!
People are dying like pancakes here!.
You shouldn't let people get under your goat!.
I'm sweating like a bullet!.
It's like six of one and two dozen of the other!.
I hate to throw cold water on your bubble!.
I just got my car fixed and it's runnin' like a dime!.
That really raises the shackles on my neck!.
I'm optimistic but my optimistics is on the other side of the teeter-totter!.
We gotta get our soup and nuts together!.
I'm trying to contain an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!
I used to be as sharp as a button!.
That'll put the monkey in your court!.
It was time to separate the wheat from the baby!.
You're only smart on the outside!.
I guess you're just AOL!.
If we can't lead them with a stick, we are going to have to beat them with a carrot!.
Not everything that shines is baloney!.
You're opening a complete can of Pandora's worms there!.
Monday morning the fan is going to hit the roof!.
It sounds like sour milk, and I don't like the smell of it!.
I don't want to put all my monkeys in one barrel!.
We've got to dig our way out of this puppy!.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed horse is king!
You're a minefield of information!.
Looks like he's thrown a wrench in the monkey works!.
You don't want to put all your legs under one blanket!.
I can't do it in the spur of a hat!.
That really burns my craw!
A two-prawn approach is necessary!.
He won't last, he's just a flash in the pants!.
You gotta walk with your pants on!.
Can I pick your ear!?
I don't want to shoot myself in the hip!.
A little pain never hurt anyone!.
Is everyone else in the world a moron, or is it just me!?
I can't come in to work because I need to have an autopsy!.
I don't feel like the sharpest button on the beach today!.
You have to keep all your marbles in the same duck!.
We don't want to screw ourselves in the foot!.
I feel like I'm beating my head against a dead horse!.
The ball is in his camp now!.
We need to get our ducks in the fire!.
Whatever rubs your boat!
You know I'm just pulling your lamb!.
If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!
They need to get all their ducks in one sock!.
We don't want to go barking up a dead horse!.
We're going to come out of this smelling like geniuses!
The ball is squarely on our shoulders!.
The best way to learn is from the school of Fort Knox!.
Make sure you cross your p's and q's!.
Throw that monkey back over the fence!.
She really rubs me up the wrong tree!.
Well, I'm just busier than a one-armed naked man!.
He had all of his ducks in one sock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's no rocket surgeon!.
Cross my legs and hope to die!
I like it when it stays light out until it gets dark!.
If the cows are laying down, the fish aren't biting! (thanks to Jim Johnson)
I have a lot of irons in the fire, but I'm holding them close to my chest!.
It is kisstomary to cuss the bride!.
You couldn't pay me to work on commission!.
You hit the nail right on the nose!.
That guy would give you the arm off his back!.
Go jump off a lake!.
The gunman was believed to be armed!.
I'm up to my *** in elbows!.
I can lead you to horsewater, but I can't make you drink!.
You play ball with me, and I'll scratch yours!.
It's half of one, six dozen of another!.
He's the cream of the corn!.
There are too many cooks in the broth!.
The short answer is 'Yes'!. The long answer is 'No'!.
Looks like I've spent the day chasing a wild herring!
We are the glue that keeps things moving!.
Fits like a charm! Wait - fits like a shoe!?
I'm going through paper like it grows on trees!.
It just like stealing teeth from a baby!.
He's hotter than a cracker!. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
I can tell you this, they are all sitting 2 inches higher in their seats, because they all just crapped their pants!.
You're barking up a dead tree!.
That's not his cup of cake!.
Put yourself in my pants!.
You don't want to shoot yourself in the foot because you might want to take a walk later!.
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!.
I love being spontaneous!. I just need a little warning!.
We ought to make the pie higher!.
Golf is a game that is 90% mental and 10% mental!.
Being in a hurry is a complete waste of time!.
That guy smokes like a fish!
He's got one foot in the grave, and one on the ceiling!. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!
I wasn't rich like you guys!. I didn't eat gold or have a flying pony!.
After my C-section, the only thing I was allowed to drink was liquids!.
All old people should be shot at birth!.
He's as sharp as a new penny!.
I know that area of town like the back of my head!.
She's like the pot calling the kettle a frying pan!.
She used enough scotch tape to feed a third world country!.
That really burns my goat!
People are dying like pancakes here!.
You shouldn't let people get under your goat!.
I'm sweating like a bullet!.
It's like six of one and two dozen of the other!.
I hate to throw cold water on your bubble!.
I just got my car fixed and it's runnin' like a dime!.
That really raises the shackles on my neck!.
I'm optimistic but my optimistics is on the other side of the teeter-totter!.
We gotta get our soup and nuts together!.
I'm trying to contain an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!
I used to be as sharp as a button!.
That'll put the monkey in your court!.
It was time to separate the wheat from the baby!.
You're only smart on the outside!.
I guess you're just AOL!.
If we can't lead them with a stick, we are going to have to beat them with a carrot!.
Not everything that shines is baloney!.
You're opening a complete can of Pandora's worms there!.
Monday morning the fan is going to hit the roof!.
It sounds like sour milk, and I don't like the smell of it!.
I don't want to put all my monkeys in one barrel!.
We've got to dig our way out of this puppy!.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed horse is king!
You're a minefield of information!.
Looks like he's thrown a wrench in the monkey works!.
You don't want to put all your legs under one blanket!.
I can't do it in the spur of a hat!.
That really burns my craw!
A two-prawn approach is necessary!.
He won't last, he's just a flash in the pants!.
You gotta walk with your pants on!.
Can I pick your ear!?
I don't want to shoot myself in the hip!.
A little pain never hurt anyone!.
Is everyone else in the world a moron, or is it just me!?
I can't come in to work because I need to have an autopsy!.
I don't feel like the sharpest button on the beach today!.
You have to keep all your marbles in the same duck!.
We don't want to screw ourselves in the foot!.
I feel like I'm beating my head against a dead horse!.
The ball is in his camp now!.
We need to get our ducks in the fire!.
Whatever rubs your boat!
You know I'm just pulling your lamb!.
If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!
They need to get all their ducks in one sock!.
We don't want to go barking up a dead horse!.
We're going to come out of this smelling like geniuses!
The ball is squarely on our shoulders!.
The best way to learn is from the school of Fort Knox!.
Make sure you cross your p's and q's!.
Throw that monkey back over the fence!.
She really rubs me up the wrong tree!.
Well, I'm just busier than a one-armed naked man!.
He had all of his ducks in one sock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com