Long joke but worth it?!
Question: Long joke but worth it!?
This is a Grandma's letter!. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car!. She writes:
Dear Granddaughter:
The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker!.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting!. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper!. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed!. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed!. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!. I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people!. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about sons of the beach!. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant!. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something!. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back!. My grandson burst out laughing!. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me!. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed!. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection!. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared!. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away!. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon!.
Love,
GrandmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Granddaughter:
The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker!.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting!. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper!. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed!. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed!. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!. I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people!. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about sons of the beach!. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant!. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something!. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back!. My grandson burst out laughing!. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me!. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed!. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection!. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared!. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away!. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon!.
Love,
GrandmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO!! I was almost in tears! Im sharing this one! Good Job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aww, my grandma's really sweet and gullable with things like that!. I think she is so adorable lol this deserve's a star =] xWww@Enter-QA@Com
really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a boring joke!. You should be ashamed with yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
praise the lord for hawian good luck signs!.
PMSL @that
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PMSL @that
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go grandmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
pmsl!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao, i read it and burst out laughing!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
that really made me LOL!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
you had me laughing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor old lady!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Its funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great one Grandma!.!.!.!.I′ll send you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blimey , If that was my grandma i would be laughing until I burst !! LOL LOL ! HA HAWww@Enter-QA@Com