Joke> Have you ever seen one of these Hall mark cards?!
Question: Joke> Have you ever seen one of these Hall mark cards!?
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store!.!.
1!. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love!. And now that you've come into my life!.!.!.
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind!.
2!. I must admit, you brought religion into my life!.!.
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you!.
3!. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am!.!.!.
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me!.
4!. Congratulations on your promotion!. Before you go!.!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back!? You'll probably need it again!.
5!. Someday I hope to marry!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Someone other than you!.
6!. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age!.!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7!. When we were together, you said you'd die for me!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise!.
8!. We've been friends for a very long time!.!.!.
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop!?
9!. I'm so miserable without you!.!.!.
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here!.
10!. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!.!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was!?
11!. You are such a good friend!. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket!.!.!.
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often!.
12!. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday!.!.!.
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep!.
13!. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14!. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder!.!.!.
(Inside card) - What was I thinking!?
15!. Congratulations on your wedding day!!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
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1!. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love!. And now that you've come into my life!.!.!.
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind!.
2!. I must admit, you brought religion into my life!.!.
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you!.
3!. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am!.!.!.
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me!.
4!. Congratulations on your promotion!. Before you go!.!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back!? You'll probably need it again!.
5!. Someday I hope to marry!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Someone other than you!.
6!. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age!.!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7!. When we were together, you said you'd die for me!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise!.
8!. We've been friends for a very long time!.!.!.
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop!?
9!. I'm so miserable without you!.!.!.
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here!.
10!. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!.!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was!?
11!. You are such a good friend!. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket!.!.!.
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often!.
12!. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday!.!.!.
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep!.
13!. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14!. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder!.!.!.
(Inside card) - What was I thinking!?
15!. Congratulations on your wedding day!!.!.!.
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
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Answers:
You bring sunshine to a rainy day!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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They are brilliant , loved them thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love these!.
When i need a card for someone, I always buy this type of card!. They are great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When i need a card for someone, I always buy this type of card!. They are great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol no I haven't but I want one! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
no doubt about it!.!.!.i bow to the queen of comedy!.!.!.and sunshine!.!.that brightens up my day!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com