How about this little johnny joke ?!
Question: How about this little johnny joke !?
At school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements!. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be!?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche!."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie!.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny!.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon!."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny!?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche!."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie!.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny!.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon!."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny!?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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yeh!.!.!.!.good one!.!.!.lol
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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool!. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard!. "I'm going to report you!."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny!.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny!.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny rocks, duck, and so do you, this is brilliant, mate!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao i have never heard that one before thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Silicon it is!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so and so!. kind of offensive for some women,no!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
didn't really get it, but ehh, I don't think I want to lol!. pretty good tho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny one lol :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was okay!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
why would any one want someone with fake boobs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com