Any Funny 'Your Mama' Jokes?!


Question: Any Funny 'Your Mama' Jokes!?
I love these, spill 'em! The one who makes me laugh the hardest gets the points!

Mine: Your mama's so fat, she was hit by a bus and said: "hey, who threw a rock at me!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL!
ur mamma's so fat that they couldn't find a right belt size 4 her until they found the equator

ur mamma'z so fat that wen she dived in the ocean the whales started singin " we are family"

Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi!."

ur mamma's so fat that wen she tried 2 get 2 jenny craigs she couldn't fit thriought the door

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her *** and said ’’I GOT THE POWER!’’


Awww i love these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mama's so old, she's in the bible!?

your mama's so stupid that she stared at a juice box for an hour 'cause it said CONCENTRATE!?

your mama's so fat, when she was wearing blue at the beach, someone yelled TSUNAMI! orr it could be free willy (the whale)Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mamas so fat, when she walks down the street people start to sing 'i feel the earth, move, under my feet, i feel the sky tumbling down!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

well its not a Your Mama joke but its the same type of the thing!. Ya Family is so poor when i rang the doorbell your sister yelled out DING DONGWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ya mama so stupid she got fired at M&M's factory for throwing out the 'W's"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mommas so dumb she got locked in a toilet and wet herselfWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma was so stupid that she had to put powder on her forehead just to MAKE-UP her mindWww@Enter-QA@Com

your momma so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mamma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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