What are acts of God?!
Question: What are acts of God!?
There was a Minister whose wife was expecting a baby!. The Minister went to the congregation and asked for a raise!. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Minister's family expanded, so would his pay check!.
After five or six children, this started to get expensive!. The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Minister's pay situation!. You can imagine there was much yelling and bickering!.
Finally, the Minister got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an act of God!"
In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard stood up, and in his frail voice said!.!.!. "Snow and rain are also 'Acts of God', but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"
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After five or six children, this started to get expensive!. The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Minister's pay situation!. You can imagine there was much yelling and bickering!.
Finally, the Minister got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an act of God!"
In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard stood up, and in his frail voice said!.!.!. "Snow and rain are also 'Acts of God', but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"
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That is one of the best ones I've seen on here!. Rubbers, LMAO!!!
So what they say is true, the older you are the wiser you are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So what they say is true, the older you are the wiser you are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Acts of god are excuses the insurance company's use so they don't have to pay out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
"WE WEAR RUBBERS!" hahaha thats hilarious
especially from an old man
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"WE WEAR RUBBERS!" hahaha thats hilarious
especially from an old man
nice joke dude =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! probably that shut the minister up! great one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats so cute
lolhaha
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*Giggles* I like it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!! You get a star for that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious ! I loved it !. Good one ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny!. i pictured grandpa's friend from the simpsons
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ha ha ha!!! awesome one Saint!!! you have got a star from me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com