Wanna hear some funny jokes??!


Question: Wanna hear some funny jokes!?!?
I shot the dog!.!.!.!.

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a
masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach!. Luckily the babies are okay!. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate!.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears!. "What's wrong!?" asks the mother!.

"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter!. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago!. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears!.

"Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out"!. Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago!. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears!.

"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out!."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog!."

Poor daddy

One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast!. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores!."

A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores!. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it!. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig!.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk!?" asks the little boy!. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat!. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I!?"

Midnight Snack

A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work!. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work!.
The colleague suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex!. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys!."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself!.
Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex!. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom!.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john!.
"How did you get in here!?" he asked!.
"Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"

Three mice at the bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are!.

The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot!.

When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese!."

The second mouse orders up two shots of Bombay Sapphire, downs them both, slams each glass into the bar!.

Turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day!.

"The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse!.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit!. I got to go home and **** the cat!."

ATM!.!.!.

One day, three friends went to this "Gentlemen's Club!." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill!. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt!.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill!. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek!.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy!. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute!.!.!. then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door!.

Star if u like em!.!.!.!.!. :D:D:D
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Answers:
Hilarious!.!.!. Amazing!.!.!.
Congratulations!!!
You have just erased my boredom!.!.!.
Thanks!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.


Note to !MOVE!: #2 cat=pussy (MEOW!) Very funny!

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All were good especially the 2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

these are hilarious ltmss have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol they made me laugh!. Definitely get a star, loved the second one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all of them very sick

i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com

he hehehehe the first one made me laugh

now the second one!.!.!.

not that funny!. or maybe i just didn't get it!.

third one!. gross!. not that funny

mouse one!. not that funny

ATM i gotta do that one day!. good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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