HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK?!
Question: HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!?
· When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"!.!.!.You need to pray at work!.
· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now!?"!.!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer!?"!.!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office!.!.!.," and you want to throw a stapler at him!.!.!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now!?" and you try to hide underneath your desk!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!"!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with!.!.!.!.!.!. You need to pray at work!.
· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story !.You need to pray at work!.
· If you know all the words that have been bleeped out!.!.!.!.You need to pray at work!
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Answers:
Amen brother!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wouldn't getting off one's a** and finding a less detestable job be more effective!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
*bows head and kneels*
Damn it Steve just cuz my head is down doesnt mean come stand in front of it and pull out your wankerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Damn it Steve just cuz my head is down doesnt mean come stand in front of it and pull out your wankerWww@Enter-QA@Com
*bows head* whacks it off desk! Hey you b*****d you didnt tell me how low to bow it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to pray all the time any where!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! Clever!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I been praying all week, saying my hail mary's and dabbing some holy water on me and I still think it's not enough!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Says who!? Darlene A sheeshWww@Enter-QA@Com
LETS PRAY!
GOD BLESS YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
GOD BLESS YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow, I think I need to start praying more!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. I think I need to pray at work!. I needed that laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks for sharing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's so funny and trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh that was so funny!. Guess I will be praying for a while!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this was the perfect way to end my week here at the office!. i star you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I need to say like 10 Our Fathers !.!.!.!.!.dang it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com