(GOT JOKES?) do you know funny jokes?!
Question: (GOT JOKES!?) do you know funny jokes!?
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Answers:
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in!.
“Mother, where do babies come from!?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married!. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex!.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p*nis in the mommy’s v*gina!. That’s how you get a baby, honey!.” The child seems to comprehend!.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p*nis in your mouth!. What do you get when you do that!?”
“Jewelry, my dear!. Jewelry!.”
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in!.
“Mother, where do babies come from!?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married!. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex!.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p*nis in the mommy’s v*gina!. That’s how you get a baby, honey!.” The child seems to comprehend!.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p*nis in your mouth!. What do you get when you do that!?”
“Jewelry, my dear!. Jewelry!.”
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Here is one I find really funny
Six Times the Size
Mr!. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban
girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe,
would you please name the organ of the human body, which
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times
its normal size, and define the conditions!."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr!. Perkins,
I don't think that is a proper question to ask me!. I
assure you my parents will hear of this!."
With that she sat down red-faced!. Unperturbed, Mr!. Perkins
called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question!.
Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of
the eye, in dim light!."
"Correct," said Mr!. Perkins!. "And now, Miss Smythe,
I have three things to say to you!. One, you have not
studied your lesson!. Two, you have a dirty mind!. And
three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Six Times the Size
Mr!. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban
girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe,
would you please name the organ of the human body, which
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times
its normal size, and define the conditions!."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr!. Perkins,
I don't think that is a proper question to ask me!. I
assure you my parents will hear of this!."
With that she sat down red-faced!. Unperturbed, Mr!. Perkins
called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question!.
Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of
the eye, in dim light!."
"Correct," said Mr!. Perkins!. "And now, Miss Smythe,
I have three things to say to you!. One, you have not
studied your lesson!. Two, you have a dirty mind!. And
three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
three women went to the beach one with big boobs and curves and one with slender body and sexy legs and one out of shape who is the hottest beach babe!? the out of shape woman's baby because she's pregnant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com