Best Yo Mama Joke You Ever Heard?!


Question: Best Yo Mama Joke You Ever Heard!?
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YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE COULD TRICK OR TREAT OVER THE TELEPHONE
YO MAMAS SO UGLY HER BIRTH CERTIFICATES AN APOLOGY LETTER
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house!.!.!.so she went and got a ladder!.!.!.
YO MAMAS SO STUPID when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so old that shes got an autographed bible!
yo mamas so fat that when you go to shake her you have to have directions!.
yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!.
yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
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yo mama so fat when she pass by the TV i missed 4 seasons of the Simpson
yo mama so fat when she jump in the air she got stuck
yo mama so old her birth certificate is in roman numeral
yo mama so stupid she commented sue aside of a sidewalkWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so nasty that she pours fresh salt water down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh!!

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haha this ones probably not the best but its the only one i can think of right now,

you mamas so fat, when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing, "we are family"Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so fat she was baptized at sea world
yo mamas so ugly she could only be your mama
yo mamas so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mindWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mammas so old , when she was at school there was no history lesson
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or!.!.
Yo momma so dumb, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so fat, she has two timezones!.

or sumit, i dont actually find them very funny lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com

YO~MAMA IS SO UGLY I ENTERED HER INTO AN UGLY CONTEST AND THE JUDGES SAID SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat she sat on the curb and made a driveway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat she was told to haul *** took her three tripsWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so old i told er to act her age and the ***** died!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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