I need some funny school stories... fast!?!
Question: I need some funny school stories!.!.!. fast!!?
I need to write a "humerous anecdote" about someting funny that might happen during school!. Can anyone please give me some inspirition; maybe something that's happened to you in the past or something you think would be funny if it did happen!. The essay is due in 2 days!.
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Answers:
I got a couple, not sure if they're good though!.
-grade nine: u know those double doors that have the pole in between!? I was walking towards the doors, just to read something on teh opposite side of the hall and I walked straight into the pole as a class of grade twelves we walking down the stairs!. Not a good start to high school
-grade ten: Me and my friends were on our lunch and were bored, so we went to my friends class and couldn't decide whether or not to bug her!. So my one friend goes to knock on the door and I try to run away!. But the floor was wet and I swear it was one of those cartoons- I was running on the spot tilted, and then I just fell straight down
-grade ten: I stole my friends gum in the hallway at lunch!. She decided to chase me!. So I turn to run, forgetting that there are lockers right behind me!. Boom!. Down I go!.
I do competetive Irish dance!. We have to curl our hair!. I have to go to school with curlers in!. Yeah!. YOu can only imagine the looks I get!. I'm sure you could make that into an anecdote!.
Near the end of grade ten last year I took a ball to the face in soccer!. Going to school with a black eye (of course, it was really bad!.!.!.!.the whole side of my face was pretty much swollen, my eye was bloodshot, etc) when your a girl whois known as a good student and a dancer who never gets into trouble is a little akward!. Of course, I didnt' think to say I got into a fight!. Saying I got hit with a ball just sounds so lame!.
Fell free to use any of these if they help!. I'm used to getting laughed at:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
-grade nine: u know those double doors that have the pole in between!? I was walking towards the doors, just to read something on teh opposite side of the hall and I walked straight into the pole as a class of grade twelves we walking down the stairs!. Not a good start to high school
-grade ten: Me and my friends were on our lunch and were bored, so we went to my friends class and couldn't decide whether or not to bug her!. So my one friend goes to knock on the door and I try to run away!. But the floor was wet and I swear it was one of those cartoons- I was running on the spot tilted, and then I just fell straight down
-grade ten: I stole my friends gum in the hallway at lunch!. She decided to chase me!. So I turn to run, forgetting that there are lockers right behind me!. Boom!. Down I go!.
I do competetive Irish dance!. We have to curl our hair!. I have to go to school with curlers in!. Yeah!. YOu can only imagine the looks I get!. I'm sure you could make that into an anecdote!.
Near the end of grade ten last year I took a ball to the face in soccer!. Going to school with a black eye (of course, it was really bad!.!.!.!.the whole side of my face was pretty much swollen, my eye was bloodshot, etc) when your a girl whois known as a good student and a dancer who never gets into trouble is a little akward!. Of course, I didnt' think to say I got into a fight!. Saying I got hit with a ball just sounds so lame!.
Fell free to use any of these if they help!. I'm used to getting laughed at:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I gotta good one but I hate it when people cheat and copy for homework!. However, just for the humor, here's my story:
A few days ago, some mischievous 8th graders slammed their fists on our low classroom windows and disrupted our 7th grade class!. My teacher is a funny, sarcastic, witty, intelligent teacher and we LOVE her!. But she can't stand disruption in class!. So, she storms out the classroom silently with a scarlet face and returns soon, red-faced but composed!. We thought she must've reported the 8th graders to their teacher!.
About two days later, those same middle-schoolers come in and offer Teacher F an apology!. They say they sacrificed a student and tell my teacher to uncover the 'sacrifice'!. She gets Student H to open it up and lo and behold, is a trash can lid of moose bones, dead birds and shrews from their biology class!.
Out of nowhere, she pulls out a filled water gun and squirts them plentifully!. The rest of the 8th grade class pop out and thunders on our windows again as Teacher F pursuits the girls down the hallway with her water gun!. Probably the most fun day of school so far!. ;)))
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A few days ago, some mischievous 8th graders slammed their fists on our low classroom windows and disrupted our 7th grade class!. My teacher is a funny, sarcastic, witty, intelligent teacher and we LOVE her!. But she can't stand disruption in class!. So, she storms out the classroom silently with a scarlet face and returns soon, red-faced but composed!. We thought she must've reported the 8th graders to their teacher!.
About two days later, those same middle-schoolers come in and offer Teacher F an apology!. They say they sacrificed a student and tell my teacher to uncover the 'sacrifice'!. She gets Student H to open it up and lo and behold, is a trash can lid of moose bones, dead birds and shrews from their biology class!.
Out of nowhere, she pulls out a filled water gun and squirts them plentifully!. The rest of the 8th grade class pop out and thunders on our windows again as Teacher F pursuits the girls down the hallway with her water gun!. Probably the most fun day of school so far!. ;)))
I am not kidding!!! This really happened!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok so we're in class and this guy leaves his cell phone in his blazer and leaves to go to the computers at the school library!. So we take his phone out of his coat, no keypad lock, and upload sex sounds onto his phone!. we send it via bluetooth and and crank his volume up all the way!. We put it back in his coat!. Anyway, the teacher is just in the hall working on some posters and she walks back in and resumes the class!. The dude comes back in about 10 mins later and sits down!. My buddy sitting about 2 rows from the fornt, against the wall, rings his phone and low and behold!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have two stories but this is the last time i will talk about it ok one morning on my way to school i stoped at a hardware and lumber store i could smell the dust as they cut the boards i went in at the age of seven and ask the guy if he could cut me a nice piece of flat lumber that i could give to my teacher to spank the kids when they talk in class or whatever,i took it to school but i forgot to bring my home work,yea,yea, you know the rest of the story, i got spanked with the same gift that i gave Mrs!. Roberts she is so ungrateful!.
That same day we were sitting under the tree talking about our week-end when a lizard jumped out from nowhere or should i say some where and went crawling on Pamette Noble shoulder,every one shouted lizard, lizard, she felt the tingle she screamed and tore her clothes and her hair out ,that was funny but she was not laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That same day we were sitting under the tree talking about our week-end when a lizard jumped out from nowhere or should i say some where and went crawling on Pamette Noble shoulder,every one shouted lizard, lizard, she felt the tingle she screamed and tore her clothes and her hair out ,that was funny but she was not laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay so I was at school and I was telling my friend about this guy I liked and well everyone was talking really loud because the teacher walked out of the classroom so I was facing away from the door so I didn't see when the teacher walked in so I was saying "yea he is just so hott and his butt is so cute" right when the whole class got quiet, neadless to say I now have a rep!. as the loud girl who has a thing for butts but what can I do
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Well the other day I was at driver's ed and this girl was being really smart with the teacher and when she turned around she said something mean under her breath and then tripped over someone's book bag!.!.!. It was pretty funny and everyone was trying not to laugh!.
Sorry I couldn't think of anything better lol
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Sorry I couldn't think of anything better lol
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