Things You DON'T Wanna Hear During a Surgery?!


Question: Things You DON'T Wanna Hear During a Surgery!?
Better save that!. We'll need it for the autopsy!.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop!.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that!?
Hand me that!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that uh!.!.!.!.!.thingie!.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before!?
Rats, there go the lights again!.!.!.
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys!. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em!.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating!? It's throwing my concentration off!
What's this doing here!?
That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch!?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us!.
Sterile, shcmeril!. The floor's clean, right!?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel!?
OK, now take a picture from this angle!. This is truly a freak of nature!.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card!?
Don't worry!. I think it is sharp enough!.
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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LOL >D
It's doctors like this that make gettin surgery scarey >DWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!! LOVED IT!. if i could give you a hundred stars i would, but ill just give ya oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oowww!I'd die if I heared that!
Especially the Ya know, there's big money in kidneys!. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em!.
Funny like heaven!Www@Enter-QA@Com

darn thats funny but you are 100% right!. If I am under surgery and hearing this, they will be preparing for an autopsy insteadWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is just HILARIOUS!
"Anyone see where I left that scalpel!?"
Here's one that a friend told me!.
"The guy has kids already, right!?"
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Loved the one about the heart beating lool hilarious have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny
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funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ooh, this is squishy
SH*T!!!
Catch it! Catch it!
*barf*

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hahahaha good job!! love itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao The best so far today, that makes 3 to post on my blog thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Awwww ****!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Code BlueWww@Enter-QA@Com

Could you stop that thing from beating!? It's throwing my concentration

love that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a doctor should never say "oops" or "****!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"wait a minute!.!.!.!.what is that!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, "we'll need that for the autopsy!" that's horrorWww@Enter-QA@Com

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lol!.!.!.tht was funny-especially the contact lens!.

Another!.!.!.!.
hey!.!.!.isn't this the guy who slept with my wife!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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