Which organ of the human body?!
Question: Which organ of the human body!?
The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated!? Mary, can you tell me!?"
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up!. She said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question!? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal!." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction!. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer!.
Lily put up her hand!. "Yes, Lily!?"
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye!."
"Very good!. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher!. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework!. Second, you have a DIRTY mind!. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed!."
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Mary blushed furiously as she stood up!. She said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question!? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal!." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction!. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer!.
Lily put up her hand!. "Yes, Lily!?"
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye!."
"Very good!. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher!. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework!. Second, you have a DIRTY mind!. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed!."
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Answers:
Man, I really thought that it was going to be the lungs!.!.!.!.well not the lungs of a smoker, you know lungs of a swimmer, Michael Phelps!.
Okay that wasn't all that funny!.!.!.sounded better in my head!.!.sorry about that!.
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Okay that wasn't all that funny!.!.!.sounded better in my head!.!.sorry about that!.
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THE UTERUS in pregnancy expands to 10 times its usual size, when stimulated by the implantation of a fertilized egg!. It doesnt get that big immediately, but the question did not require or ask for immediate expansionWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha hehehehhehe
Good one!!!!
:p :p
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Good one!!!!
:p :p
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I thought exactly wat Mary thought!. Good advice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.
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hhahahahaha
that is funny!
good one!
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that is funny!
good one!
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hahaha!! poor Mary!.!.!.now everyone knows she has a dirty mind!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah it is very funny!!
hahahah lmao!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah lmao!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny even though i have heard that one before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol apparently i have a dirty mind becuz thats wat i thought of too!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, that's pretty good! I was thinking dirty too!. :OWww@Enter-QA@Com
i guess your skin but i guess i learned something new thanxWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
was good she will beWww@Enter-QA@Com
great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oldie but Goodie! made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i must be dirty coz i waz finkin that Www@Enter-QA@Com